Suicide

[Safeway]

That 'two pencils' option is the product of a sick mind!

Innit. Fatboy you f***ing WEIRDO.

I'd hire a prostitute, and just as I was about to climax I'd stab myself in the heart with a kitchen knife. The physical pain would be outweighed by the psycho-erotic pleasure. Brilliant.

 

[Lush]

I'd hire a prostitute, and just as I was about to climax I'd stab myself in the heart with a kitchen knife. The physical pain would be outweighed by the psycho-erotic pleasure. Brilliant.

Except that...

"Through early morning fog I see,
Visions of the things to be,
The pains that are withheld for me,
I realize and I can see...

That suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make,
All our little joys relate,
Without that ever-present hate,
But now I know that it's too late, and...
[REFRAIN]

The game of life is hard to play,
I'm gonna lose it anyway.
The losing card I'll someday lay,
So this is all I have to say.
[REFRAIN]

The only way to win is cheat,
And lay it down before I'm beat,
And to another give my seat,
For that's the only painless feat.
[REFRAIN]

The sword of time will pierce our skins.
It doesn't hurt when it begins.
But as it works its way on in,
The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but...
[REFRAIN]

A brave man once requested me,
to answer questions that are key.
Is it to be or not to be?
And I replied 'Oh why ask me?'
[REFRAIN]

'Cause suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it if I please.
...And you can do the same thing if you choose."

 

[Vicar!]

Have a nice meal, put on my Boca Juniors top and wander into the Monumental home end on derby day, asking directions to the away end, carrying a large banner Falklands are English!

That would do it nicely!

Vicar

 

[NMH]

I'd def. take out archer and bellend, confess it as premeditated and accept my execution. It might take me several years to get through my fan-mail while on death row though.

 

[Marshy]

Another terrific thead i see !

Bye the way Fatboy the Heath was packed over the weekend !
Didnt go in as i couldnt get in the door !

Had more people in there Friday night than have been there for the last year i would think.

 

[Dandyman]

I have them because i sometimes clay shoot. I also used to live on a game estate and used them for pheasant shooting and vermin control (q animal rights activists).

They are also very handy for getting rid of men that wont leave you alone.............

Was it something I said ?

 

[perth seagull]

People used to kill themselves all the time during World War II taking cyanide capsules.

That sounds like the easiest and most effective way to go, although where would you get cyanide from?

Failing that, I'd try bow and arrow.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I'd launch myself from a tall building. I quite like the idea of being a splat. I'd do it whilst pretending to break a world record just to add to the gasps as i plummet.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Failing that, I'd try bow and arrow.

How about a buzzsaw boomerang?

 

[Gary Nelson]

I would have to choose something that wont piss other people off-like jumping in front of a train. I suppose the best thing would be *IF* you wanted to do it in the near future..
Palace are playing with a chance to get to the Premiership, 2-0 up with 20 minutes to go, walk on the pitch and shoot yourself. Surely the game will be called off afterwards?!


Realistically an overdose wih plenty of vodka jellies

 

[fatboy]

Another terrific thead i see !

Bye the way Fatboy the Heath was packed over the weekend !
Didnt go in as i couldnt get in the door !

Had more people in there Friday night than have been there for the last year i would think.

Gone are my quiet games of pool

 

[fatboy]

There seem to be a few suicdals on here tonight.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Gun for me, no time to contemplate what you have done and change your mind.

 

[Sheebo]

this is all we need

 

[fatboy]

Live suicide on NSC!!!

 

[Sheebo]

yes

 

[jail bird]

FFS

I'm trying to enjoy the Smiths uninterrupted

 

[METALMICKY]

I guess the latest trend will be to cut your own parchute cords and laugh about all your friends getting questioned on suspected murder charges

If you skydive at Headcorn in Kent you can always deliberately drift off course into the Lion sanctuary that is close to the airfield. A few years back i did a tandem skydive and i was pooping it when the the instructor casually mentioned that.

 

[fatboy]

Could Steven Hilder really have walked around completely normally for the hours/days after he cut his cord knowing he was going to die so that nobody noticed?

Not sure I could do that.

 

[Braders]

whichever way

i'm not fussy , as long as it gets the job done