Suicide

[fatboy]

How would you commit suicide if you wanted to?

 

[magoo]

Stick two pencils up your nostrils and bang your head on a table!!
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESUS!

Gun, quick and painless.

 

[Seagulls over Lewes]

Go and watch Palace.

 

[fatboy]

Gun, quick and painless.

Guns are hard to come across.

 

[Trotster]

No there not - I got 2, and they are both legal.

And before some smartarse says it.......NO, they are not super soakers

 

[jail bird]

feeling ok Andy?

Social suicide is more my thing...

 

[bobbyzee]

i guess suicides aren't in their right mind when suicidal...so
Seagulls over Lewes has it spot on!
Who in their right mind would watch those nob jockeys?
As for me? I'd go for

 

[Rambo]

I think I would jump into one of those giant shredder things, what a way to go.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

following from another thread

"throw yourself off a Football stadium"


Not sure if that would work at the Withdean though

 

[Dandyman]

No there not - I got 2, and they are both legal.

And before some smartarse says it.......NO, they are not super soakers

At the risk of being terrified may I ask why you two firearms ?

 

[Lush]

Wheres the pills and alcohol option?

 

[magoo]

Guns are hard to come across.

not if you really want one.

 

[Lush]

At the risk of being terrified may I ask why you two firearms ?

Yee Hah! Calamity HELEN!

 

[fatboy]

Where do you get them from?

 

[bobbyzee]

nothing to do with suicide...just an unfortunate occurance..
a few years ago there was a story which made the news about this female parachutist who made a jump over an airfield. Sadly for her, she got blown off course and straight onto the rotating blades of a helicopter! what a way to go.....

 

[Trotster]

I have them because i sometimes clay shoot. I also used to live on a game estate and used them for pheasant shooting and vermin control (q animal rights activists).

They are also very handy for getting rid of men that wont leave you alone.............

 

[Rich Suvner]

 

[Soton Seagull]

Stay in Vegas for a few weeks. I wouldn't last very long there, did my best to endanger major organs in 2 days!

 

[Spicy]

I have gone for overdose, but personally I doubt if I would commit suicide because I am a coward. Couldn't slash my wrists as not keen on blood, drowning is out as I would panic and save myself, shoot myself I would miss, jump in front of the train and they would probably cancel it, and don't fancy any of the alternatives, especially not the pencils up the nose. I am surprised someone hasn't written one of those self help books i.e. "100 best ways to commit suicide" or "How to commit suicide in 10 hours"

 

[Rich Suvner]

I have gone for overdose, but personally I doubt if I would commit suicide because I am a coward. Couldn't slash my wrists as not keen on blood, drowning is out as I would panic and save myself, shoot myself I would miss, jump in front of the train and they would probably cancel it, and don't fancy any of the alternatives, especially not the pencils up the nose. I am surprised someone hasn't written one of those self help books i.e. "100 best ways to commit suicide" or "How to commit suicide in 10 hours"

sounds like you'd try to overdose on pro-plus!!!!