The producers on Radio 2 need shooting. Here's most mornings on R2 at about 7.40. Yes, it's a regular slot.
"Hi, whose that we've got on the phone"
"Hi Zoe, it's Isobelle aged 7"
"And what instrument are you going to play darling?
" I'm going to play the Violin"
"OK, away you go"
"SCREECH, SCRATCH, SCREECH, SCREECH, SCRATCH Millions of listeners start have bleeding ears and switch off in droves.
"That was fantastic"
Every. Single. Morning. Who wants to listen to some snot nosed kids playing an instrument or ruining a perfectly good song singing it badly and who thought that was a good idea over Cornflakes? I don't even want to listen to my kids play an instrument ever let alone listen to someone else's snivelling shit bags do likewise.
I tolerate Dave Berry on Absolute most mornings.
A grown up who eats corn flakes for breakfast probably can't tell the difference between a 7 year old playing the violin and a virtuoso