Stupid christmas jokes.

[AmexRuislip]

Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling


What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite


What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer


What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Are you head of the clubs GENIUS Christmas Calendar YouTube bonanza?

 

[TomandJerry]

Bahhumbug

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Q. What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even

 

[Badger]

Why should you never invite a team of footballers for Christmas? Because they are always dribbling

That simply isn't true, footballers do many things as well as dribbling.

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frost bite

I'm pretty sure you'd just get a shark covered in snow, I don't know why anyone would do that.

What are the wettest animals in the world? Reindeer

Seems unlikely, fish are sure to be wetter for a start.

What do angry mice send each other at Christmas time? Cross mouse cards

Are you suggesting that mice are capable of writing? I'm pretty sure they don't have a grasp of language, let alone would they celebrate Christmas

 

[El Sid]

Q. What does Santa do with fat elves?
A. He sends them to the Elf Farm.

 

[Gullflyinghigh]

Why are Father Christmas's (?) workers so miserable?

They suffer from low elf esteem

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Q:What is the rudest elf in the World?

A:The Gof**kyourself


TNBA

TTF

 

[Titanic]

Q: What computer can sing?

A: A Dell

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.

 

[Norman Potting]

Q:What is the rudest elf in the World?

A:The Gof**kyourself


TNBA

TTF

Winner

 

[banjo]

How did Scrooge win the football game?



The ghost of Christmas passed!


What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?




It's Christmas, Eve!

 

[ConfusedGloryHunter]

Two snowmen in a field. The first one sniffs and asks, "Can you smell carrots?"

 

[W.C.]

Q. What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even

 

[daveinprague]

I dont care what your name is mate, get those fecking reindeer off my roof.

 

[Greyrun]

As a new years resolution can we have no more analysing of jokes, it's been done to death.Never was amusing and now is very, very irritating.

 

[Dan The Man]

....that Luke Skywalker is a nightmare at Christmas.....he always feels the 'presents'.....

 

[8ace]

Semi and Nathan not being SACKED.

 

[Stuart Munday]

We've got a squad capable of finishing in the playoffs.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Are you head of the clubs GENIUS Christmas Calendar YouTube bonanza?

No not at all, is there a part time job going?