Stupid christmas jokes.

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Oh the drama? I don't know, please tell....

So he can ho, ho, ho

I know it was worth the wait

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

If we are led to believe that God created Adam and Eve first, then all the Baby Jesus stuff obviously came much later. So a) how did Adam know it was 'Christmas', when Christmas had not yet been 'invented', b) how did Eve know what he meant? and c) why was he lying to her, pretending it was Christmas when it was in fact the day before?

What on earth is going on, here?

So from this missive you make the assumption that no one on earth since the creation has been called Adam or Eve. I can of a few- for example: Adam Virgo who might have said this to Eve Pollard.

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Q:What is the rudest elf in the World?

A:The Gof**kyourself


TNBA

TTF

Best so far. Going to use this at work several times today.

 

[OzMike]

Q. What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?
A. Deep pan, crisp and even

That's good, I will use that one.