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Spanish Dave - What exactly does he do?!
- Thread starter Withdean Wanderer
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banjo
GOSBTS
Is he quick? No.
Can he shoot? No.
Is he skillful? No.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist? No.
Is he physical?
Is there an end product? No.
Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players. His best spell in La Liga? The best part of 5 years ago now for a mid table side, before he soon became a fringe player.
Friday August 31st, the day Poyet killed our season, dismantling a midfield that was looking good up until that point.
Weststander
Well-known member
If you take away his winners, goals overall, assists, possession and creativity, Lopez offers very little.
Brighton TID
New member
Is he quick? No.
Can he shoot? No.
Is he skillful? No.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist? No.
Is he physical?
Is there an end product? No.
Deadline day panic buy, and yet another waste of space in an overcrowded group of mediocre midfield players. His best spell in La Liga? The best part of 5 years ago now for a mid table side, before he soon became a fringe player.
Friday August 31st, the day Poyet killed our season, dismantling a midfield that was looking good up until that point.
Rearrange these letters: O C K C
Withdean Wanderer
Banned
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What a marvellous thread.
TWOCHOICEStom
Well-known member
What does he do?
What does he dooooooo?
That Spanish David
What does he do?
What does he dooooooo?
That Spanish David
What does he do?
I find it hard to believe Spanish Dave has time to be second in command of a Russian nuclear submarine, in 1983.
There seems to be no end to Dave's talents.
David Lopez:-
Tobias Menzies (Lieutenant Stepashin Dr Who):-
There seems to be no end to Dave's talents.
David Lopez:-
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This. People saying he deserves a new contract need their heads testing. The amount of points he's won us this season are completely irrelevant. Get rid.
Greg Bobkin
Silver Seagull
- May 22, 2012
- 16,066
Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!
Shame Poyet "killed our season" back in August, wasn't it!
I wish we were in the play-offs. Oh...
Shame Poyet "killed our season" back in August, wasn't it!
I wish we were in the play-offs. Oh...
saafend_seagull
Well-known member
Can he shoot?
8 goals in 27 starts.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist?
Yes
Brighton 3-0 Palace David Lopez free kick - YouTube
Brighton TID
New member
Spanish Dave is slowly becoming a Brighton legend and this thread makes me laugh because it is just so naive, prejudice and ill judged
and so NSC.
Re: Spanish Dave - what exactly does he do?!
Yeah but half were penalties and freekicks. They don't count.
Can he shoot?
8 goals in 27 starts.
Have we seen anything to suggest he's a dead ball specialist?
Yes
Brighton 3-0 Palace David Lopez free kick - YouTube
Yeah but half were penalties and freekicks. They don't count.
GingerBeerMan
3-0
- Dec 29, 2011
- 8,205
Two hundred appearances, forty goals and one promotion later, I reckon this thread will still be getting bounced.
SeagullSongs
And it's all gone quiet..
Please, make it stop 
The Andy Naylor Fan Club
Well-known member
Yes, but sixteen pages in, has anyone actually answered the question "What does Spanish Dave do?" 
Brighton Mod
Its All Too Beautiful
Yes, but sixteen pages in, has anyone actually answered the question "What does Spanish Dave do?"
He can do it all, not seen him in goal yet though.
Weststander
Well-known member
This.
Take note Barber .... the day after the overrated Lopez has scored the play off final winner at Wembley, remove his club keys and privileges, and send him packing back to the Basque Country.
nomoremithras4me
Active member
- Apr 7, 2011
- 2,348
Makes a cracking omelette as well apparently!