songs for the scum

[Seasider78]

How about an ironic 'Caravan of Love' ? I should elaborate, that was by the Housemartins and we all know who was in that band.

Every pikey palace fan join the caravan of scum

 

[Samej]

Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
People always tell us (people always tell us)
We are the famous (we are the famous)
The famous Brighton (the famous Brighton)
So f*** off Palace (so f*** off Palace)
Or you will die (or you will die)
You will die, you will die, you will die, you will die

 

[Guy Fawkes]

How about an ironic 'Caravan of Love' ? I should elaborate, that was by the Housemartins and we all know who was in that band.

Every pikey palace fan join the caravan of scum

Or
Every Palace fan
has a caravan
on dale farm
dale farm dale farm

 

[Daddies_Sauce]

There's Nigel there, There's Nigel there, There's Nigel there, There's Nigel there etc etc

 

[Sheebo]

The wheels on your house go round and round, round and round, round and round, the wheels on your house go round and round, all day long.

Should you be, should you be, should you be at Dale Farm? Should you be at Dale Farm?

 

[FourFourTwo]

To the 'i wanna go home' tune

weve got cms
weve got cms
f*** off glenn murray
weve got cms

Brilliantly simple

 

[murciagull]

And when we win to the tune of Eaton Rifles

Beaten Nigels,Beaten Nigels.

 

[Samej]

To the tune of london bridge

Sellhurst Park is falling down falling down
Sellhurst Park is falling down falling down
Bye Bye Palace

A couple of 1 liners
Stand up if you`ve got a job
Stand up if you`ve got a job


Your dads your mothers brother
Your dads your mothers brother

One for Glenn
Murray is a wanker
He wears a wankers hat
He plays for Crystal Palace
Where he takes it up the arse?/ alt - Because he`s fcuking shit

 

[Bean]

Hello hello
we are the brighton boys
hello hello
we are the brighton boys
and if you are a palace fan
surrender or you'll die
cos we all follow the albion

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

Brilliant, should try and come up with a few more verses.

 

[The Terminator]

loving stand up if you've got a job

 

[ofco8]

To the tune of Clementine / Build a Bonfire

Oh my darling, oh my darling
Oh my darling Al-bion
I will love you forever
Oh my darling Al-bion

Oh my darling
Oh my darling
Oh my darling Al-bion
Stick two fingers up to Pal-ace
Oh my darling Al-bion

Very easy and everyone knows the tune!!!

 

[Brownstuff]

Paul McShane my lord

If you really f*cking hate em, clap your hands

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Going down , going down , going down




Ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah Cantona




Crawley on a Tuesday night




Whats it like to see a crowd ?




We forgot that you were here ..................... now f*** off




Murray signed for Palace , he wears a Palace shirt and when he's at The Amex he's gonna end up hurt.




6-0 in your cup final




Crawley are your rivals , Crawley are your rivals , la la la la

 

[Sibroadway]

To the Knick knack paddy whack tune

"Palace fans
On the Dole
Go back to your stinking hole
Called Selhurst park
Set it alight
Palace fans are f***ing shite"

Any takers haha

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all f*** one another
The Selhurst family

 

[Samej]

[:d:d:d:d:d:d

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You all f*** one another
The Selhurst family

Liking this one, would sound great echoing around the Amex

 

[Seagull Steve]

One for Glenn
Murray is a wanker
He wears a wankers hat
He plays for Crystal Palace
Where he takes it up the arse?/ alt - Because he`s fcuking shit

How about.......

Murray is a wanker
he wears a wankers hat
he used to play for Brighton
Now he's a pikey twat.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Hark now hear the Brighton sing
The Palace run away (again)
And we will fight for evermore
Because of Boxing Day