songs for the scum

[Trigger Finger]

Presumably you're emailing all of these to your PA announcer who can put the lyrics on the screen for you all?

 

[armchairclubber]

As mentioned by someone on here the other day

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

And when we win to the tune of Eaton Rifles

Beaten Nigels,Beaten Nigels.

I particularly liked these

Perhaps the occasion warrants a second verse to the Ultra song

You are the Palace Palace Palace
The Palace Pikey Scum Scum Scum
You Live In A Caravan Caravan Caravan
In Your Croydon Slum Slum Slum

Whooooah Whooooah WWWooooo

 

[stewardxxx]

whatever happened to my old man said be a palace fan?

 

[Danny 4]

Hark now here the Brighton sing... this tune when sung at Palace in oct 2002 by 4 and a half thousand away fans evokes the most nostalgic memories of that long awaited away day, despite the 0-5 score line... it was a very emotive and highly charged atmosphere that meant our black and white clad heros may have been defeated but the fans gave it their all.... leaving their voices on the Selhurst terraces.

 

[livewire11]

There's only one Gus Poyet,
Only one Gus Poyet,
We're walking along,
Singing our song,
Shitting on the Palace as we go

 

[Hornblower]

"Palace are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday"

Simple but effective.

 

[Albionroar]

Old McDonald Tune:

Crystal Palace had Farm
eeei eeei Oh
and on that farm they had there homes
eeei eeei oh
With a caravan here and a caravan there
here a van there a van
everywhere a scumbag
Crystal Palace had a farm
eeei eeei oh

 

[Horsham Gull]

just simply think we should sing BRIGHTON ARE BACK BRIGHTON ARE BACK HELLO HELLO

 

[nick c]

We've got pete brezovan,you've got a caravan,
we've got pete brezovan,you've got a caravan.....

 

[Telford Seagull]

take a bow lad!

 

[chucky1973]

as long as we dont sing...."get into tham f*** em up" and "we love you Brighton....... we do" poor poor songs....

How many times will we hear "stand up if you hate palarse"?

 

[chucky1973]

and I cant understand why we sing "Barmy Army, Barmy Army" what has that got to do with Brighton? or have I along with a thousand other missed something?

 

[Telford Seagull]

(Lord of the Dance)

Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

or instead of 'And count your cash in your Croydon slum'
how about 'so you'll soon be back playing in league one'
any takers?

 

[Horsham Gull]

and I cant understand why we sing "Barmy Army, Barmy Army" what has that got to do with Brighton? or have I along with a thousand other missed something?

because the words are BLUE AND WHITE BARMY ARMY? does that make it seem a little more sensible?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

and I cant understand why we sing "Barmy Army, Barmy Army" what has that got to do with Brighton? or have I along with a thousand other missed something?

I can understand your confusion to be fair, usually there's one bloke shouting 'BLUE AND WHITE' inbetween everyone else's chants of 'Barmy Army', and if you're far away from that one bloke, then it does just sound like we're singing 'Barmy Army'.

 

[Telford Seagull]

to the tune of 'my old man's a dustman'

glenn murray's a judas
he sold his soul for cash
and when he plays the albion
he wont survive the match

greer is gonna' snap him
barnes thinks he's a twat
an about that celebration
what the fuckin' hell was that

any takers?

 

[chucky1973]

because the words are BLUE AND WHITE BARMY ARMY? does that make it seem a little more sensible?

maybe I am too far away for the Blue and White part, all I hear is Barmy Army, makes more sense now.

 

[chucky1973]

I can understand your confusion to be fair, usually there's one bloke shouting 'BLUE AND WHITE' inbetween everyone else's chants of 'Barmy Army', and if you're far away from that one bloke, then it does just sound like we're singing 'Barmy Army'.

thanks makes a bit more sense now!

 

[Shooting Star]

(Lord of the Dance)

Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

This is absolutely class!

One man went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
One man and his petrol bomb
Went to burn down Selhurst
[and so on until]

Ten men went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
Ten men and their petrol bombs
Went to burn down Selhurst

The Albion! [clap clap clap]
The Albion! [clap clap clap

Sounds good! How about;

One chav went to loot (Loot!)
Went to loot East Croydon (shit!)
One chav and his baseball bat
Went to loot East Crodyon
etc

just simply think we should sing BRIGHTON ARE BACK BRIGHTON ARE BACK HELLO HELLO

Got to be this as well. One of my favourite chants and incredibly apt.

 

[Rich Suvner]

How about this to the Yogi Bear tune
http://humor.beecy.net/songs/yogi-bear-song/

You set fire to your home town, pikeys, pikeys
You set fire to your home town, pikey Palace cnuts
Pikey Palace cnuts, Pikey Palace cnuts
You set fire to your home town, pikey Palace cnuts