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songs for the scum



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The Flux Capacitor
Nov 7, 2009
662
Shrewsbury
I talked with God
in my dream
he said he hates
Glenn Murray
Glenn murray glenn murray
God hates that pikey
Glenn murray

He parks his van
on Gods front lawn
God fuckin hates
Thats satans spawn
glenn murray glenn murray
Judas scum Glenn murray
 






Motogull

Todd Warrior
Sep 16, 2005
10,476
Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
People always tell us (people always tell us)
We are the famous (we are the famous)
The famous Brighton (the famous Brighton)
So f*** off Palace (so f*** off Palace)
Or you will die (or you will die)
You will die, you will die, you will die, you will die

I remember that sung as:

Everywhere we go (everywhere we go)
People wanna know (people wanna know)
Who we are (who we are)
And so we tell 'em (and so we tell 'em)
We are the famous (we are the famous)
The famous Brighton (the famous Brighton)
So f*** off Palace (so f*** off Palace)
Or you will die (or you will die)
You will die, you will die, you will die, you will die
 


Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,630
(Lord of the Dance)

Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

:jester:
 










Dave the OAP

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
46,761
at home
One for the oldies

I went up to selhurst just the other day
Singing singing, Brighton are the champions.
I saw Terry venables crying on a wall
I said to him
What's up my friend
He said tha palace run again
Singing singing Brighton are the champions
Singing singing Brighton are the champions.

To the tune of buttercups and roses.

We had joy, we had fun
We had palace on the run
But the joy did not last
As the bastards ran too fast

To the Terry jacks song seasons in the sun

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Palace fans hanging on a string
She told me to kick their f***ing heads in
Etc etc
 




Boycee

Active member
Jan 16, 2004
120
Oop north
If only it were Boxing Day, we could sing:

Feed the Pikeys,
Let them know it's Christmas time

or Hark now Hear The Brighton sing and Palace run away etc...
 








upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
NSC Patron
Jan 22, 2009
8,887
Woodingdean
(Lord of the Dance)

Glenn, Glenn, wherever you may be
You'd sell your gran for a decent fee
When Gus said no, you ran to join the scum
And count your cash in your Croydon slum

:jester:

That's right up there with your gatwick Lua Lua exclusive :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:
 




Lady Whistledown

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,630
That's right up there with your gatwick Lua Lua exclusive :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

I'm going to be walking around at work tonight humming it :)

Might as well use the time to practice...
 










Durlston

"You plonker, Rodney!"
Jul 15, 2009
10,017
Haywards Heath
You'll always be scum.
You'll always be scummmmmm.
f*** off Glenn Murray.
You'll always be scum.

(to the tune of I wanna go home)
 








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