Song for Upson

[Seagull Steve]

Maybe a rehashed version of Uptown Girl?

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

 

[bennibenj]

Definately

 

[T soprano]

The Gap Band

"Upson side your head said Upson side your head "
"Upson side your head said Upson side your head "

 

[Gazwag]

Roxanne

 

[The Truth]

Upson down and turn around i'm living la vida loca

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Good shout that

 

[Gazwag]

The only way is Up
Suuuun for Brighton & Hove Albion

 

[yxee]

Roxanne

You don't have to put on that red and white shirt....

 

[Gazwag]

Upson and away in our beautiful balloon

 

[Gazwag]

You don't have to put on that red and white shirt....

 

[Gazwag]

Wake me Upson before you go go

 

[Mackenzie]

Ohhhhhh Posh Spice is a slapper,
Her tits are round and buxom,
And when she's shagging Beckham,
She thinks of Matthew Upson.....etc

 

[Gazwag]

Never gonna give you Upson
Never gonna let us down
Never gonna run around and lose the ball

Never gonna make us sigh
Never gonna wave goodbye
Never gonna miss a chance to score a goal

 

[T soprano]

The Gap Band

"Upson side your head said Upson side your head "
"Upson side your head said Upson side your head "

Maybe if we were to sing this we could all sit on the floor sitting behind each other swaying from side to side forwards & backwards used to love doing that dance in the early 80s discos

Maybe change the words to
"Upson on your head said Upson on your head "
"Upson on your head said Upson on your head "

 

[finlaych]

Super super Matt
Super super Matt
Super super Matt
Super Matty Upson

 

[dennis]

To the Tune of House of The Rising Sun

There is a boy ,who plays for us
He’s called, Matthew Upson
And though you think he’s well past it
Compared to Gus he’s young

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

'Upsy Matty here I come
I'm the only Upsy one
I'm the only Matty too
Ipsy Upsy Matty do!'

(With apologies to viewers of 'In The Night Garden')

 

[T soprano]

To the Tune of House of The Rising Sun

There is a boy ,who plays for us
He’s called, Matthew Upson
And though you think he’s well past it
Compared to Gus he’s young

I like that
Actually think that could even be better than mine

 

[Buffalo Seagull]

'Upsy Matty here I come
I'm the only Upsy one
I'm the only Matty too
Ipsy Upsy Matty do!'

(With apologies to viewers of 'In The Night Garden')

That's brilliant. My 2 year old is watching In The Night Garden as we speak.