Song for Upson

[Postman Pat]

To the tune of Sponge Bob Square Pants

OOOOOOOOO...........We've got a guy in the white and the blue
MATTHEW UPSON
He played for West Ham and England too
MATTHEW UPSON

MATTHEW UPSON
MATTHEW UPSON
MATTHEW UPSON
MATTHEW
UPSON

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Second verse.

Who is the player on loan from City?
MATTHEW UPSON
He looks good and he's not shitty!
MATTHEW UPSON

Third

Who is the player who can help us go up?
MATTHEW UPSON
He scored a goal in the world cup
MATTHEW UPSON

 

[Monkey Man]

Oh the grand old Gus Poyet
He scouts ten thousand men
He puts Matt Upson top of the list
With a contract and a pen.
So we're going up, going up
We're not going down, going down
Our rejects go to the Palace scum
Cos their manager's a clown.

Yeah, like THAT'S going to catch on.

 

[JOLovegrove]

Oh the grand old Gus Poyet
He scouts ten thousand men
He puts Matt Upson top of the list
With a contract and a pen.
So we're going up, going up
We're not going down, going down
Our rejects go to the Palace scum
Cos their manager's a clown.

Yeah, like THAT'S going to catch on.

Take a bow.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Me, no first time I believe

My apologies, I've no idea how I managed to quote you too.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Oh the grand old Gus Poyet
He scouts ten thousand men
He puts Matt Upson top of the list
With a contract and a pen.
So we're going up, going up
We're not going down, going down
Our rejects go to the Palace scum
Cos their manager's a clown.

Yeah, like THAT'S going to catch on.

I take my hat off to you sir, marvellous effort.