Song for Upson

[dennis]

I like that
Actually think that could even be better than mine

thanks you can feature on the album

 

[T soprano]

thanks you can feature on the album

You write one verse and think you've got enough material for an album

 

[dennis]

You write one verse and think you've got enough material for an album

yes but i've got a dozen remixes and a plan to re-release it all in 20 years time when i've been in the jungle with ant and dec

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

The only way is Up
Suuuun for Brighton & Hove Albion

Super super Matt
Super super Matt
Super super Matt
Super Matty Upson

Don't you suggest this tune in all the "song for a player" threads?

 

[kano]

One we might actually be able to manage. Tune of the conga and everyone likes saying f***.

Matt will f*** you UpSon
Matt will f*** you UpSon
la laaaa la la
la laaaa la la

Repeat til bored

 

[dadams2k11]

'Upsy Matty here I come
I'm the only Upsy one
I'm the only Matty too
Ipsy Upsy Matty do!'

(With apologies to viewers of 'In The Night Garden')

Your lyrics will now be used when i watch the show, thanks......

 

[W.C.]

You don't have to put on that red and white shirt....

nice!

Those days are over
You don't have to hoof the ball in the air

 

[Gazwag]

Don't you suggest this tune in all the "song for a player" threads?

Me, no first time I believe

 

[Gazwag]

Roxanne

You don't have to put on that red and white shirt....

nice!

Those days are over
You don't have to hoof the ball in the air

Sung in Moulin Rouge style

Upppppppsooooonnn
You don't have to put on that red and white shirt
Those days are over
You don't have to hoof the ball in the air

Upppppppsooooonnn
Now your playing for Brightonovealbion
Its tippy tappy
All over the that green pitch

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Elton John's - Don't let the Sun go down on me.

Stoke let Upson, Come play by the sea
Although we ask ourselves, Is this someone that we need?
He's just a former England player
And he's 'technically' freeeee
But losing a header, would be something - Upson - wont waaant - tooo - seeeee

 

[dennis]

To the Tune of Here Comes the Sun The Beatles

Mathew Upson (doo doo doo doo)
Mathew Upson, and I say
He’s all right

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To the Tune of Here Comes the Sun The Beatles

Mathew Upson (doo doo doo doo)
Mathew Upson, and I say
He’s all right

i REALLY like that

 

[Bold Seagull]

What about:

Olay Olay Olay Olay Olay
Upson Upson
Olay Olay Olay Olay Olay
Upson Upson

 

[yxee]

P!nk

Maaaaaaaaathew Up.... son you'd better get this party started

 

[terryberry1]

Your lyrics will now be used when i watch the show, thanks......

And thats whilst your kids in bed

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

He is Matthew Upson, Tall and stout
He can head, or kick it out.

 

[dadams2k11]

And thats whilst your kids in bed

Thanks for keeping that a secret Tez...

 

[Monkey Man]

Elton John's - Don't let the Sun go down on me.

Stoke let Upson, Come play by the sea
Although we ask ourselves, Is this someone that we need?
He's just a former England player
And he's 'technically' freeeee
But losing a header, would be something - Upson - wont waaant - tooo - seeeee

I appreciate the work that went into that. Take the rest of the day off.

 

[Return of the Rev]

In a cottage in a wood a little old man at the window stood!
Saw an Upson running by this is what he said to me ! help me ! help me! help me he said! the huntsman wants to shoot me dead!
Come little Upson come with me we're all going to Wembley, Wembley Wembley

 

[Bold Seagull]

Matt Upson woooahhhh
Matt Upson woooahhhh
He came from the potteries
He'll break your f***ing knee's