[Albion] Shithousery

[Kalimantan Gull]

Yes, always. He was famous for it at Ajax

I think I've watched two Ajax games in my life

I mean he has always been a master at the 'going down under the slightest touch' thing but with the exception of having fun with Zaha, I can't say I noticed him doing stuff like the Rice incident, Maddison incident, and so on. Must look harder....

 

[el punal]

I still find his "go to" move of flopping forward at the slightest touch enjoyable, but it's the nuance and sheer range of his repertoire that is so impressive. The passive/aggressive style is truly his own. He makes pantomime shousers like Martinez look like amateurs.

Nope, not for me. Veltman is a class act away from the actual play, whereas Martinez is a weapons-grade bellend.

In shithousery terms Martinez is as subtle as an elephant’s turd.

 

[aolstudios]

I think I've watched two Ajax games in my life

I mean he has always been a master at the 'going down under the slightest touch' thing but with the exception of having fun with Zaha, I can't say I noticed him doing stuff like the Rice incident, Maddison incident, and so on. Must look harder....

We spend serious amounts of time behind the goal in the north Veltman watching. It's been hilarious & beautiful for years. He shithouses for 90 minutes

 

[dazzer6666]

We spend serious amounts of time behind the goal in the north Veltman watching. It's been hilarious & beautiful for years. He shithouses for 90 minutes

This. He’s ALWAYS at it. It’s hilarious.

 

[el punal]

We spend serious amounts of time behind the goal in the north Veltman watching. It's been hilarious & beautiful for years. He shithouses for 90 minutes

He certainly made a pudding out of Rice.

 

[aolstudios]

Troy knows...

 

[aolstudios]

Troy knows...

Actually refreshing that it's not about shithousery too!

 

[Whitley Bayster]

Has Veltman always been like this? Because since the Rice red card all I ever see from Veltman is shithousery. And yet it's but something I never really associated with him before!!

Yes ask the SEGW he loves a match up with Joel. He always makes him cry