[Albion] Shithousery

[Van Cleef]

Every club has their deviant, and as you've mentioned he's the best in the business.
Even Maupay is excellent at this and still loves the Albion.

I remember Neil McNab having a streak of this.

https://fb.watch/vjC_JdNk9Y/?mibextid=z4kJoQ

Absolutely. Every club has a guaranteed free kick winner eg Grealish. Every club has a shouser eg Maupay. Velts combines the two beautifully. Gobbing off to the ref? That's so 20th century. I'm just surprised it's taken so long for everyone to cotton on. It's a shame really as I preferred velts to stay below the parapet for a bit longer.

 

[Mr Bridger]

 

[AmexRuislip]

Absolutely. Every club has a guaranteed free kick winner eg Grealish. Every club has a shouser eg Maupay. Velts combines the two beautifully. Gobbing off to the ref? That's so 20th century. I'm just surprised it's taken so long for everyone to cotton on. It's a shame really as I preferred velts to stay below the parapet for a bit longer.

He just can't help it, the Maddisons, Grealishs etc of this world get picked up by Veltmans antivirus.
Then shithousery kicks in to defend.

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Joel can even juggle the ball on the deck in the penalty area and get away with it...
Absolute master

 

[prawnsarnies]

The best at Dark Arts comes from the dark side.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

96.3% of it all coming from Veltman. What a man.

Less than four minutes on the clock today before he bought the first free kick today with the classic falling over as someone challenges from behind technique

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

The Rice incident was so funny. Joel gets to kick him hard and get him sent off. Sheer genius.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Joel f***ing Veltman. What a bloke

 

[backson]

There are Dark Arts.

And then there is Joel Veltman.

 

[Lincolnshire Seagull]

I must be in a minority of one, but I just feel embarrassed about his behaviour and I'd rather do without it.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Veltman is rapidly becoming one of my favourite all time Brighton players. Shithouse on the pitch, absolute class act off it.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Like Gross, Veltman is up there in terms of value for money signings. And a nasty piece of work when he needs to be. Long may it continue.

 

[Guinness Boy]

I must be in a minority of one, but I just feel embarrassed about his behaviour and I'd rather do without it.

 

[BN41Albion]

The type of behaviour we slate and hate

Lovely when it’s our lot

It's always been part of the game really. It's just much more subtle these days as you don't get away with kicking lumps out of the oppo, grabbing their bollocks, etc

Great to see that we're not a soft touch in the PL anymore

 

[zefarelly]

There's a huge difference between right and wrong.

Understanding, studying and using the rules, to your advantage . . . . No one gets hurt, and you're a winner . . .JV in spades . . . It's not his fault thicko oppsition players can't cope

being a sneaky Italian/Spanish dirty ***t bully and just injuring/hurting players is a different thing entirely.

I prefer football played honestly but that is ancient history.

 

[dazzer6666]

I must be in a minority of one, but I just feel embarrassed about his behaviour and I'd rather do without it.

Yes, yes you must

 

[Questions]

Has Veltman always been like this? Because since the Rice red card all I ever see from Veltman is shithousery. And yet it's but something I never really associated with him before!!

Really. He’s been a shithouse for ages. Bloody love him

 

[Redinpeace]

Can I enter Ryan Yates into the mix, I love his passion for Forest but at times I wince at his housery

 

[Questions]

Like Gross, Veltman is up there in terms of value for money signings. And a nasty piece of work when he needs to be. Long may it continue.

I don’t think he’d ever “do” another player though, He’s just Joel

 

[Shaktarman]

Even Hinsh got in on the act today throwing another ball on the pitch - learning from the best. I don’t think the ref saw it either - just assumed from the screaming geordies he did it so booked him - typical homer decision.