Seagulls map of Britain

[1swedegull]

50kms from the artic circle ... sweden ( Home )
staffordshire ... (away/work)

 

[Nottseagull]

He's Got maid marian up the duff as well while you have been hiding up a tree.

'Twasn't me, I woreth a sheep's intestine every tyme. (at least that's I told the CSA)

 

[mr sheen]

'Twasn't me, I woreth a sheep's intestine every tyme. (at least that's I told the CSA)

Same old story, how many times do you need telling, take it out the sheep first.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Sorry, got to disagree with my title - I want to be Vice Admiral, afterall, I do help run the Navy!!!

Listen very Carefully...YOU CAN'T PICK YOUR TITLE!..You may well be in charge of Hineys Pedalos but you are,and ever will be, DUCHESS PAN THE LEFT HAND SIDE!

 

[Trufflehound]

I claim titleship of the Nether regions.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I claim titleship of the Nether regions.

Surrey's already gone truff.

 

[Trufflehound]

Surrey's already gone truff.

Surrey went years ago imo.

I'll settle for Benelux then.

 

[kjgood]

As the goodserfGlam i lay claim to all the land around Pencoed and Brynna in the county of Mid Glamorgan.

It shall be ordered that all Bluebirds are hearby banished and swans be goosed.

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

Can't believe there's no-one else in Oxfordshire...

Oh well, guess I'll just have to proclaim myself the new
LORD OF OXFORDSHIRE...

 

[champion7]

Benfield Heights, Portslade.

 

[coleman.will]

originally: sussex (chailey)
now: mixed between kent (uni) & devon (honiton)

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Can't believe there's no-one else in Oxfordshire...

Oh well, guess I'll just have to proclaim myself the new
LORD OF OXFORDSHIRE...

Lord ITCHYCOO of Cowley.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I claim Fiefdom of the Ye Olde Mile Oake

 

[Taybha]

The Posh bit of hove! not the nearly in brighton pishy prefab 5 tiny bedroom hovels tho!

 

[house your seagull]

can i have a title please?

location is manchester. i am much more regal than doncastergull but less so than el presidente.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

can i have a title please?

location is manchester. i am much more regal than doncastergull but less so than el presidente.

Manchester falls under Lancashire making you:

DUKE BOX-JURY

 

[glasfryn]

Being as nobody else has claim over Carmarthenshire can I assume that makes me the lord of said county and if so can I now go out and kill some serfs

 

[PaoloRossiJohnson]

Lord ITCHYCOO of Cowley.

Weird - I do actually work in Cowley! Do you know me...

 

[El Presidente]

Cheshire

 

[Eastleigh Northstander]

Originally from Brighton and Peacehaven but now I obviously have the Isle of Wight covered