Seagulls map of Britain

[skipper734]

I am not worried. I will send my Men at Arms out to deal with the him or her.

 

[mr sheen]

OY! Who are these no marks usurping what is clearly my rightful, first claim to the county of Nottinghamshire?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

OY! Who are these no marks usurping what is clearly my rightful, first claim to the county of Nottinghamshire?

Notts Seagull told me you had gone Barmy and were hiding out in Sherwood Forest with some "Merry Men"

 

[mr sheen]

Notts Seagull told me you had gone Barmy and were hiding out in Sherwood Forest with some "Merry Men"

Thats an arrow going straight into his cold, cold heart.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Thats an arrow going straight into his cold, cold heart.

He's Got maid marian up the duff as well while you have been hiding up a tree.

 

[mr sheen]

Let me have Lincolnshire instead then.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Let me have Lincolnshire instead then.

OK. Arise LORD ABRAHAM OF LINCOLN

 

[mr sheen]

OK. Arise LORD ABRAHAM OF LINCOLN

Ruler of a huge number of retards and inbreds. Lucky old me

 

[Trufflehound]

Here we are then.

EARL JUBILEE LINE- East London Seagull
DUKE LUVVERLY JUBBERLY-Paddy
DUKEY OF NEWKY-Turienzo's Lovechild
EARL GREY TETLEY-Emilysmumsdaughter
DUKE OF YORK-Renns
EARL DONKEY-Doncastergull
EARL NOT-Sod1
EARL LEEKY-Leekbrookgull
EARL OF WICK-Wolfie
EARL OF NASEBY-Northampton Seagull
EARL INVICTA-Knotty
DUKE PIKEY OF GILLINGHAM-Sittingbourne Seagull
EARLY OF SHIRLEY-Carwash
DUKE DIXIE FRIED CHICKEN-Antikythera Mechanism
EARL BEEDING-Mendoza
DUKE MOUND-Clipped Gull
EARL HORNPIPE-Hans Kraay Fan Club
EARL OF NERKS-London Seagull
DUKE OF WAYNE-Sir Albion
EARL St. PAULS- Bristolseagull
EARL BODMIN BEAST-Exeter Seagull
DUKE OF FAWLTY-Exmouth Seagull

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[Bevendean Hillbilly]

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Thats the spirit.

HA!

 

[Strike]

Sussex but too close to Surrey for my own good should have the title as I am near the borders protecting them from invasions by Pala*e or Chelski Lord Protector of Sussex.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Sussex but too close to Surrey for my own good should have the title as I am near the borders protecting them from invasions by Pala*e or Chelski Lord Protector of Sussex.

Sussex only has PLEB left unfortunately.But remember, the lowliest footsoldier carries a Field Marshalls baton in his rucksack...Snoobs,Mendoza et al have got to die SOMETIME

 

[hitony]

Well me and Earl Wooly have spent our first day raping and pillaging........its been a long day..........I can tell you

 

[army ali]

Does Monchengladbach count?

I feel quite lonely over here!

Can we make it an honoury county?

Thanks

 

[Emily's Mum]

Then I look forward possibly to seeing you on Mastermind, answering questions on the subterranean aqueous impediments in the construction of the South Yorkshire railway infrastructure. How's the General Knowledge?

Actually, there's already been an NSC competitor on Mastermind this year, and I sleep with him, so me doing it would be a bit OTT! The general knowledge is fine thanks. Whilst I was sitting in the audience for Mastermind, I got more than one of the competitors got in both rounds.

 

[Emily's Mum]

Here we are then.

Titles and deeds are available on request from the club shop: Ask for Mr. Brown and tell him "The Geese are flying backwards."

EN-GERLAND

County:

London:
LORD GAWBLIMEY: London Calling
EARL JUBILEE LINE- East London Seagull
DUKE LUVVERLY JUBBERLY-Paddy
SERF YOURSELF-Brian Potter

Northumberland
LORD TAB-RobinWooley
DUKEY OF NEWKY-Turienzo's Lovechild

Cumberland

Durham

Westmorland

Yorkshire
LORD AY UP,THAR NOSE- Diffbrook
EARL GREY TETLEY-Emilysmumsdaughter
DUKE OF YORK-Renns

Lancashire:
LORD LANKY-Highfields Seagull
EARL DONKEY-Doncastergull

Cheshire:
LORD CHESHIRE CHEESE-Taybha

Derbyshire
LORD RAM--Mr Everyone

Nottinghamshire
LORD NOT-NottsSeagull
EARL NOT-Sod1

Lincolnshire

Rutland

Leicestershire
LORD RED LEICESTER-de la zouche

Norfolk

Staffordshire
LORD CAN'T GET THE STAFFS-Strings
EARL LEEKY-Leekbrookgull

Shropshire
LORD OF MING-Telfordtwat

Herefordshire

Hertfordshire
LORD COSTCO-Uncle C

Gloucestershire
LORD OF THE MORRIS DANCE-Gully

Warwickshire
LORD OF WAR-Seagully
EARL OF WICK-Wolfie

Northamptonshire
LORD OF THE NITS-Scarby
EARL OF NASEBY-Northampton Seagull

Huntingdonshire

Cambridgeshire
LORD OF PUNTS-Sten Super

Suffolk

Norfolk

Essex
LORD OF ARSESSEX-Bevendean

Kent
LORD OF THE BEER GARDEN-BHA express
EARL INVICTA-Knotty
DUKE PIKEY OF GILLINGHAM-Sittingbourne Seagull

Surrey
LORD LA-DE-DAH-Croydon Seagull
EARLY OF SHIRLEY-Carwash
DUKE DIXIE FRIED CHICKEN-Antikythera Mechanism
SERF CHILLED-Surrey Seagulls
HOUSEKARL-The Wookie

Sussex
LORD ALBION-Snoobs
EARL BEEDING-Mendoza
DUKE MOUND-Clipped Gull
SERF 'n' TERF-Horsham Gull
HOUSEKARL-Everest
PIMP OF DITCHLING-Medicine Man
JESTER-CSider
GONGFERMER-DeanBHA

Middlesex

Buckinghamshire
LORD OF THE FLIES-MK Seagull

Oxfordshire

Hampshire
LORD OF THE FLEET-Hiney
EARL HORNPIPE-Hans Kraay Fan Club
DUCHESS PAN THE LEFT HAND SIDE-Emilys Mum

Berkshire
LORD OF BERKS-Slough Seagull
EARL OF NERKS-London Seagull
DUKE OF WAYNE-Sir Albion
SERF YOU RIGHT-Seagullible

Wiltshire

Dorset
LORD OO ARR-Crondonilson

Somerset
LORD MERRYDOWN-Withdean Wombat
EARL St. PAULS- Bristolseagull

Devon
LORD ODD-Devon Seagull
EARL BODMIN BEAST-Exeter Seagull
DUKE OF FAWLTY-Exmouth Seagull

Cornwall

Worcestershire
Bedfordshire
Roxborough
Berwickshire

WHALES

County:

Glamorgan
PRINCE OF GLAM-Hitony
EARL WOOLY-KJ Good

Monmouthshire

Radnorshire

Brecknockshire
LORD READYBREK-Mackenzie

Carmarthenshire
Pembrokeshire
Cardiganshire
Montgomeryshire
Merionethshire

Denbighshire
Flintshire
Anglesey
Caenarthonshire

Jockland

County:

Shetland

Clackshire
THE DARK LORD-Skintagain

Rosshire

Stirlingshire
LORD OF STIRRERS-Malcolmposkettspockets

Sutherland

Caithness

Ross & Cromarty

Selkirkshire

East Lothian

Dunfries
LORD HEEDBUTT-Lizard

Kirkcudbrightshire

Wigtownshire

Ayrshire

Buteshire

Renfrewshire

Lanarkshire

Peebles

Midlothian

Westlothian

Fife
KINGDOM OF THE LORD-Jambo

Angus

Kinrosshire

Perthshire

Argyllshire

Kinkardinshire

Invernesshire

Aberdeenshire
LORD OILRIG-Tom Hark-Preston Park

Banffshire

Morayshire

Nairnshire

Sorry, got to disagree with my title - I want to be Vice Admiral, afterall, I do help run the Navy!!!

 

[sir albion]

Berkshire
LORD OF BERKS-Slough Seagull
EARL OF NERKS-London Seagull
DUKE OF WAYNE-Sir Albion
SERF YOU RIGHT-Seagullible



Oi duke of wayne is shite

 

[glasfryn]

LORD OF CARMARTHENSHIRE HERE claiming my county

 

[DTES]

Quite surprised there are so many other SE London Seagulls here.

Can I claim Lord PECKHAM? Probably not, so I'll be a lowly peasant to some other Londoner here...

 

[Seagullible]

Berkshire
LORD OF BERKS-Slough Seagull
EARL OF NERKS-London Seagull
DUKE OF WAYNE-Sir Albion
SERF YOU RIGHT-Seagullible



Oi duke of wayne is shite

Better than SERF - WTF

I want County Idiot and will not rest till my title is confirmed