Seagulls map of Britain

[London Calling]

Yep, I can remember riding the bus in Sheffield for 7p (adult fare) in the early 80s, and I think the fare to Donny was only about 20p.
The "meeting" was years ago, we were both running for different trains and as we crossed I said "are you from Barnsley" and you (or some complete stranger) replied "yes!". It may have been Sheffield, athough I'm not sure it has any subways.

i believe the fares were 2p and 8p

 

[ali jenkins]

Havent read the thread, but has anybody acctually MADE a map of this?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Here we are then.

Titles and deeds are available on request from the club shop: Ask for Mr. Brown and tell him "The Geese are flying backwards."

EN-GERLAND

County:

London:
LORD GAWBLIMEY: London Calling
EARL JUBILEE LINE- East London Seagull
DUKE LUVVERLY JUBBERLY-Paddy
SERF YOURSELF-Brian Potter

Northumberland
LORD TAB-RobinWooley
DUKEY OF NEWKY-Turienzo's Lovechild

Cumberland

Durham

Westmorland

Yorkshire
LORD AY UP,THAR NOSE- Diffbrook
EARL GREY TETLEY-Emilysmumsdaughter
DUKE OF YORK-Renns

Lancashire:
LORD LANKY-Highfields Seagull
EARL DONKEY-Doncastergull

Cheshire:
LORD CHESHIRE CHEESE-Taybha

Derbyshire
LORD RAM--Mr Everyone

Nottinghamshire
LORD NOT-NottsSeagull
EARL NOT-Sod1

Lincolnshire

Rutland

Leicestershire
LORD RED LEICESTER-de la zouche

Norfolk

Staffordshire
LORD CAN'T GET THE STAFFS-Strings
EARL LEEKY-Leekbrookgull

Shropshire
LORD OF MING-Telfordtwat

Herefordshire

Hertfordshire
LORD COSTCO-Uncle C

Gloucestershire
LORD OF THE MORRIS DANCE-Gully

Warwickshire
LORD OF WAR-Seagully
EARL OF WICK-Wolfie

Northamptonshire
LORD OF THE NITS-Scarby
EARL OF NASEBY-Northampton Seagull

Huntingdonshire

Cambridgeshire
LORD OF PUNTS-Sten Super

Suffolk

Norfolk

Essex
LORD OF ARSESSEX-Bevendean

Kent
LORD OF THE BEER GARDEN-BHA express
EARL INVICTA-Knotty
DUKE PIKEY OF GILLINGHAM-Sittingbourne Seagull

Surrey
LORD LA-DE-DAH-Croydon Seagull
EARLY OF SHIRLEY-Carwash
DUKE DIXIE FRIED CHICKEN-Antikythera Mechanism
SERF CHILLED-Surrey Seagulls
HOUSEKARL-The Wookie

Sussex
LORD ALBION-Snoobs
EARL BEEDING-Mendoza
DUKE MOUND-Clipped Gull
SERF 'n' TERF-Horsham Gull
HOUSEKARL-Everest
PIMP OF DITCHLING-Medicine Man
JESTER-CSider
GONGFERMER-DeanBHA

Middlesex

Buckinghamshire
LORD OF THE FLIES-MK Seagull

Oxfordshire

Hampshire
LORD OF THE FLEET-Hiney
EARL HORNPIPE-Hans Kraay Fan Club
DUCHESS PAN THE LEFT HAND SIDE-Emilys Mum

Berkshire
LORD OF BERKS-Slough Seagull
EARL OF NERKS-London Seagull
DUKE OF WAYNE-Sir Albion
SERF YOU RIGHT-Seagullible

Wiltshire

Dorset
LORD OO ARR-Crondonilson

Somerset
LORD MERRYDOWN-Withdean Wombat
EARL St. PAULS- Bristolseagull

Devon
LORD ODD-Devon Seagull
EARL BODMIN BEAST-Exeter Seagull
DUKE OF FAWLTY-Exmouth Seagull

Cornwall

Worcestershire
Bedfordshire
Roxborough
Berwickshire

WHALES

County:

Glamorgan
PRINCE OF GLAM-Hitony
EARL WOOLY-KJ Good

Monmouthshire

Radnorshire

Brecknockshire
LORD READYBREK-Mackenzie

Carmarthenshire
Pembrokeshire
Cardiganshire
Montgomeryshire
Merionethshire

Denbighshire
Flintshire
Anglesey
Caenarthonshire

Jockland

County:

Shetland

Clackshire
THE DARK LORD-Skintagain

Rosshire

Stirlingshire
LORD OF STIRRERS-Malcolmposkettspockets

Sutherland

Caithness

Ross & Cromarty

Selkirkshire

East Lothian

Dunfries
LORD HEEDBUTT-Lizard

Kirkcudbrightshire

Wigtownshire

Ayrshire

Buteshire

Renfrewshire

Lanarkshire

Peebles

Midlothian

Westlothian

Fife
KINGDOM OF THE LORD-Jambo

Angus

Kinrosshire

Perthshire

Argyllshire

Kinkardinshire

Invernesshire

Aberdeenshire
LORD OILRIG-Tom Hark-Preston Park

Banffshire

Morayshire

Nairnshire

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

We're everywhere!

 

[Perry Milkins]

We're everywhere!

Hey Billio..are you busy at work

 

[Perry Milkins]

We're everywhere!

and nowhere baby...

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Hey Billio..are you busy at work

I'm at home with a cold, so sucking a fishermans friend.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I'm at home with a cold, so sucking a fishermans friend.

When did the fisherman introduce you?

(ooo-er)

 

[house your seagull]

lancashire here, can i have a title please?

 

[Perry Milkins]

lancashire here, can i have a title please?

Lord of the Rains?

 

[Seagullible]

Oi I'm the county idiot of Berkshire

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Oi I'm the county idiot of Berkshire

That you may well be, but that is not on the Heirarchy list. You must have a coat of arms and family tree to lay claim to a title on here.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

lancashire here, can i have a title please?

DUKE OF TRIPE is your proper title according to Burkes Peerage

 

[Hiney]

Absolutely brilliant work

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Havent read the thread, but has anybody acctually MADE a map of this?

Yes. It is on permanent DISPLAY in Rustington Library.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Yes. It is on permanent DISPLAY in Rustington Library.

Should we organise a coach trip to see it. Does anyone know any good pubs nearby?

 

[skipper734]

I see the Dukedom of Hampshire is available. I would like to apply. Is this an hereditary system? If so my twelve year old is next in line. He has top credentials his initials are H.R.H.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I see the Dukedom of Hampshire is available. I would like to apply. Is this an hereditary system? If so my twelve year old is next in line. He has top credentials his initials are H.R.H.

I must warn you that Hiney is a cruel and vicious master, but so be it.

You are the DUKE OF HOVERSPEED

*edit* your Son is officially known as THE SPROUT OF ROMSEY

 

[skipper734]

I thank you. He will be right chuffed. Your not stalking me are you, one of my old sailing jackets that I work in has the Hoverspeed logo on it.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Look out of the window...behind the skip...see the glow of the cigarette in the shadows and the glint of a snipers lens...