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Leekbrookgull

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Jul 14, 2005
16,386
Leek
Ok,so school trips have moved on abit since i went to school,but one on my lads came home college the other day asking me to sign this consent form. Sure exchange visits are common and europe trips,but New York ! Seriuos next February deposit paid. :wave: I want to go. :tantrum:
 




happypig

Staring at the rude boys
May 23, 2009
8,175
Eastbourne
New York has got to be better than the Patcham Fawcett day trip to the shit-hole that is Dieppe, sole purpose of which was to buy fags and bangers and enjoy both on the coach home while the teachers slept off thier duty frees. Not a great plan really, wait until teacher is asleep, light up a smoke, then let off a banger : f***ing great boom, driver shat himself and nearly crashed, teachers (I forget who) wake up shouting "f***ing hell", see/smell the smoke and start demanding to know who's smoking.

I don't recall there being a trip the following year...
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,038
West, West, West Sussex
Spent a week in Ypres as part of my O-level history course. Spent most of our time visiting war cemetaries.
 




CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,097
I went to Alaska on a school trip for 3 weeks. True story.

Was meant to go to Russia too but that fell through when Aeroflot planes started falling out of the sky.
 




Tesco in Disguise

Where do we go from here?
Jul 5, 2003
3,930
Wienerville
i went to new york as part of my school "economics trip".

didn't do much economics tho.
 




Uncle C

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Jul 6, 2004
11,711
Bishops Stortford
My mum used to tell me going to Tescos was a school trip.
 






Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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Jul 7, 2003
13,528
tokyo
Does/did everyone (apart from danny) go to fee paying schools? How come you all got quality trips? The best we got was a week in france on language exchange(except we didn't because no one wanted to go...).
 


Tubby Mondays

Well-known member
Dec 8, 2005
3,117
A Crack House
My form visited a nunnery in Sayers Common then a synagogue in Hove when we were in the 3rd form and due the behaviour of some of the scholars I never went on a school trip again.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,425
Location Location
New York ?
Alaska ?
Pah. We went to Dungeness nuclear power station.

Lifechanging.
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
36,022
what exactly is going to be learnt from a trip to New York? Nice jolly for the teachers methinks.
 


withdeanwombat

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Feb 17, 2005
8,731
Somersetshire
Mr Pope took uson school camp to a field near Swanage.It was full of turkeys,so a bit like New York.
 




Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
Spent a week in Ypres as part of my O-level history course. Spent most of our time visiting war cemetaries.
I did a similar thing, in the low countries, notable events were a champagne factory in Rheims (sp) and some underground caven.

But as for visiting the cemetaries, that was tough, and certainly has stayed with me for the last 25 years.
 


shoreham moonraker

New member
Apr 11, 2009
1,374
Me and 5 mates each made some consent forms and got each others parents to sign it, pretending we were going on a 5 day trip to Tenby in South Wales.

Glastonbury festival was calling :)
 


GNF on Tour

Registered Twunt
Jul 7, 2003
1,365
Auckland
In 1982 I was booked to go on a cruise of the Baltic with about 300 other schoolkids, then the Falklands war broke out and our boat, SS Uganda was requisitioned as a hospital ship!
I was actually quite chuffed, not about the war but because I got 2 weeks in the South of France instead!
 


Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
47,640
Hmmm, at secondary school, I went skiing in Italy, kayaking in the Ardeche, and on day trips to Chessington World of Adventures, Blacklands Farm and no doubt some ejucashunal trips that I've forgotten.

At primary school, we went to Scarborough and Ilfracombe for a week at a time, to the shitty and unfailingly disappointing Mary Rose in Portsmouth, and of course (as is standard for EVERY Sussex schoolchild) to the Weald & Downland Open Air Museum.
:thumbsup:
 




seagullsoverlincoln

New member
Jul 14, 2009
521
New York has got to be better than the Patcham Fawcett day trip to the shit-hole that is Dieppe, sole purpose of which was to buy fags and bangers and enjoy both on the coach home while the teachers slept off thier duty frees. Not a great plan really, wait until teacher is asleep, light up a smoke, then let off a banger : f***ing great boom, driver shat himself and nearly crashed, teachers (I forget who) wake up shouting "f***ing hell", see/smell the smoke and start demanding to know who's smoking.

I don't recall there being a trip the following year...

very similar to brighton grammer trip to dieppe in the early seventies,exept
the bangers were thrown on the deck of the ship-the captain of the ship
got the arsehole on and confined us to certain areas after that
 


Kinky Gerbil

Im The Scatman
NSC Patron
Jul 16, 2003
58,792
hassocks
Hmmm, at secondary school, I went skiing in Italy, kayaking in the Ardeche, and on day trips to Chessington World of Adventures, Blacklands Farm and no doubt some ejucashunal trips that I've forgotten.

At primary school, we went to Scarborough and Ilfracombe for a week at a time, to the shitty and unfailingly disappointing Mary Rose in Portsmouth, and of course (as is standard for EVERY Sussex schoolchild) to the Weald & Downland Open Air Museum.
:thumbsup:

Downlands?
 


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