Royal brith

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Anyone know what time the caesarean is scheduled for? Epidural or general anaesthetic?

 

[KZNSeagull]

Following the Spice family's rules of child naming, surely it will be called Holyhead Golf Course?

 

[nwgull]

Is there a pool of people that get called up whenever an "event" occurs to go and gather outside and form a small crowd? I imagine they are drawn from a similar pool of people to the ones that hang around outside football stadiums on transfer deadline day.

The sort of people that hang around stadiums on transfer deadline day always appear to be complete and utter knobs wearing tracksuits and Burberry. It's one of my favourite bits of the day watching reporters at various stadia attempt to break some news with all the chavs in the background.

 

[Deleted member 22389]

The sort of people that hang around stadiums on transfer deadline day always appear to be complete and utter knobs wearing tracksuits and Burberry. It's one of my favourite bits of the day watching reporters at various stadia attempt to break some news with all the chavs in the background.

They wont see F&* ALL. These people must be absolutely roasting outside. The press and everyone should leave them alone. Does my head in.

 

[Frutos]

Latest from Sky "There's a lot of movement around the back entrance" - oo er.

Ooh, matron!

 

[Badger]

The sort of people that hang around stadiums on transfer deadline day always appear to be complete and utter knobs wearing tracksuits and Burberry. It's one of my favourite bits of the day watching reporters at various stadia attempt to break some news with all the chavs in the background.

Indeed, it wouldn't be the same without them. St James' Park seem to get first pick in the chav selection process.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

The sort of people that hang around stadiums on transfer deadline day always appear to be complete and utter knobs wearing tracksuits and Burberry. It's one of my favourite bits of the day watching reporters at various stadia attempt to break some news with all the chavs in the background.

They usually look like they're there because they're too stupid to find their way home.

 

[Hove Seagull]

The sort of people that hang around stadiums on transfer deadline day always appear to be complete and utter knobs wearing tracksuits and Burberry. It's one of my favourite bits of the day watching reporters at various stadia attempt to break some news with all the chavs in the background.

Will 'Arry be filmed leaning out of his car window, saying something like "Played a blinder, that Prince William, top, top lad."

 

[Mellotron]

Will 'Arry be filmed leaning out of his car window, saying something like "Played a blinder, that Prince William, top, top lad."

More likely something along the lines of "What? Nah, didn' no nuffin abaht no royal baby. I'm just ere for a check up, didn' even no baht it!"

 

[Brovion]

Seen some transfer news on royalrumours.com that the Americans are apparently going to make a fifty million bid for the new baby to be their next Head of State. Obama's going to get the push apparently and they want to go back to a monarchy. Sky Sports cameras are at the American Embassy at the moment.

 

[BHAZiggy]

More champaign guys? Oh I see you already have plenty of whine.

 

[fat old seagull]

Well still awaiting 'the brith' if its a boy perhaps it will be Ewdard ?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

The name Hashtag might be worth a punt at 500/1 on Paddy Power.

 

[dougdeep]

Well still awaiting 'the brith' if its a boy perhaps it will be Ewdard ?

Or Gorge.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

And it's not necessarily true. If it's a girl, she will only be third in line to the throne, once ALL of the dominions ruled by her gracious majesty have changed the law on royal succession.

Third in line,why not fourth behind Charles,William,Harry ??

 

[Badger]

Third in line,why not fourth behind Charles,William,Harry ??

Charles, William, New Nipper, Harry will be the new order

 

[Medwayseagull]

Third in line,why not fourth behind Charles,William,Harry ??

Only going to get in the play offs.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Charles, William, New Nipper, Harry will be the new order

Right so for every child Kate and Will have,Harry drops further down the line ? Maybe he follows Palace.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Or if another couple of kids come along later, 'arry will finish just outside the top six.

 

[Stat Brother]

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