Rooney signs 5 year contract for utd

[Trigger]

Fantastic news, useless fat sweaty smelly overated shreck-a-like is not good enough for a top team, he will drag Utd down now!

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

I still think he'll be off at the end of the season at the latest.

I think this is to calm everything down, otherwise this saga will completely derail United's season, its only October and the earliest he could leave is January.

 

[Mellotron]

Now watch his form DRAMATICALLY improve...

 

[astevens76]

5 year contract = United can sell him for more money than they would've been able to?

 

[Easy 10]

Masterstroke by Ferguson by the looks. The ensuing shitstorm has forced him to sign.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I am not sure Easy. I will wait to hear the reasons.

 

[Mendoza]

How much are Man Utd in debt?, yet they can afford to increase a players wages who is probably on £100k a week anyway.

Football is brilliant!

 

[Mellotron]

They're now after Torres as well apparently.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

How much are Man Utd in debt?, yet they can afford to increase a players wages who is probably on £100k a week anyway.

Football is brilliant!

Storrie is in there on a consultancy basis.

 

[sten_super]

You've got to say, both Rooney and SAF have played this to perfection. Rooney has earnt himself the security of a long term contract on even more money, while SAF actually managed to engender a tiny bit of public sympathy and a load more column inches for the club. SAF can also now claim that the club is 'back on track' after all the recent dropped points, avoiding an inquest on his team as well.

 

[Easy 10]

I am not sure Easy. I will wait to hear the reasons.

I'll give you them.

"I've been given assurances, blah blah"
"It was never about money, blah blah"
"I realise now that this is still the place to be, blah blah"
"I just want to win trophies and the manager has convinced me I can do that here, blah blah"

That ought to cover it.

 

[Gyuribá]

"I've talked to the manager and the owners and they've convinced me this is where I belong."

I think this is the best part.

 

[Nathan]

What a joke the whole situation was!

The media f***ing love it.

Now can we move on, or will this be news for another week?

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Always going to happen, no other club he could move to for more money without the world going mental. Just posturing. Show's why player power and the Premiershite is so annoying.

 

[Springal]

I'm suprised Nicky Forster is being so vocal on Twitter, about the way Wayne has handled this and got the media involved. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[jordanseagull]

Always going to happen, no other club he could move to for more money without the world going mental. Just posturing. Show's why player power and the Premiershite is so annoying.

Considering you knew it was going to happen, I hope you got on the 4/1 being offered by bookies!

 

[The Large One]

What a joke the whole situation was!

The media f***ing love it.

Now can we move on, or will this be news for another week?

No, Sky will squeeze another good three or four days out of this.

Just keep Martin Tyler and his 'Sir ALEC Ferguson' shite away.

 

[Scoffers]

bit of a joke really, wonder how much extra ££ he has managed to get in his contract

That's what I would like to know. No doubt his toy throwing antics have made him get a better deal. More fool United for caving in.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I'll give you them.

"I've been given assurances, blah blah"
"It was never about money, blah blah"
"I realise now that this is still the place to be, blah blah"
"I just want to win trophies and the manager has convinced me I can do that here, blah blah"

That ought to cover it.

I think it will be that the American Shysters had to stump up more cash. Not because he was scared by some idiots in balaclavas.

Rooney played a blinder.

 

[tonymgc]

Shows massive weakness from United to cave into his & his agents wages demands.