Reading FC co-chairwoman has written the Royals a new club anthem

[Buzzer]

Nice one, Sherlock. I was waiting for one of you to spot that.

Just a bit of fun. And clearly, it's worked seeing as I've got nearly five pages of bites.

You consider 5 pages of people pointing out that you're a bit special, 'bites'?

 

[Bladders]

Nice one, Sherlock. I was waiting for one of you to spot that.

Just a bit of fun. And clearly, it's worked seeing as I've got nearly five pages of bites.

Throw us some more bait then.

Would you like us to play along with your hook line and sinker?

''Genome'' can then strut his stuff back on his own forum.

 

[ozzygull]

Nice one, Sherlock. I was waiting for one of you to spot that.

Just a bit of fun. And clearly, it's worked seeing as I've got nearly five pages of bites.

Well I hope you are proud, just showed this to a Reading fan at work and he has gone off to cry in his coffee. Nice chap, feel for him.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Nice one, Sherlock. I was waiting for one of you to spot that.

Just a bit of fun. And clearly, it's worked seeing as I've got nearly five pages of bites.

Tell me, are you finding The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings ​difficult? Too easy to find you mate. Enjoy your biscuit.

 

[Bladders]

Well I hope you are proud, just showed this to a Reading fan at work and he has gone off to cry in his coffee. Nice chap, feel for him.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Do posts really count as "bites' if they're just people laughing at you?

Great, great song, by the way. Back on the subject.

 

[theroyal]

Tell me, are you finding The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings ​difficult? Too easy to find you mate. Enjoy your biscuit.

Yeah, I tried it on hard mode, it's impossible. Moved onto the 3rd one which is in my opinion, a superior game.

 

[Driver8]

Yeah, I tried it on hard mode, it's impossible. Moved onto the 3rd one which is in my opinion, a superior game.

What is your favourite pizza?

 

[Buzzer]

Yeah, I tried it on hard mode, it's impossible. Moved onto the 3rd one which is in my opinion, a superior game.

You've been proven to be a bullshitter about your location, you've had various people just laugh at you for 5 pages and after you've been outed as a troll on a fishing expedition you hang around and get nerdy about computer games.

And this is 'winning' is it?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Yeah, I tried it on hard mode, it's impossible. Moved onto the 3rd one which is in my opinion, a superior game.

Recent decision to move on, is it? You seem to have played Witcher 2 on, errr, Monday.

EDIT: Hahaha! Do you really think that removing your real name from the site in question also wipes it from my memory?

Don't troll, there's a good lad.

 

[Simster]

I'm not sure which is funnier - the comedy Reading song or the simpering Reading sad-act being laughed at and reporting this mirth as a bite to the very small army of beige "footy" bores on "hob nob anyone", which happens to quite possibly be the least amusing and shittest football fan website I've ever been to.

If it was the other way round and someone had reported that sort of nonsense back to us on NSC as some sort of win, I'd cringe with utter embarrassment.

 

[theroyal]

Just a bit of fun while I'm bored at work, guys.

Wasn't one of yours going to register and attempt something on ours? So I read earlier on the thread. Haven't heard from him, unless he's being particularly stealthy.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Just a bit of fun while I'm bored at work, guys.

Likewise. Enjoy Rome?

I think you might find he did register and is being stealthy.

 

[theroyal]

Yes, it was lovely. Been?

 

[Triggaaar]

Just a bit of fun while I'm bored at work, guys.

I can understand that, but it's a bit sad to claim it as some victory on your own forum.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Yes, it was lovely. Been?

Fair play!

Yes, I've been - it's a great city... have fun here...

Edit: but you must admit, the song is an embarrassment, shirley?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fair play!

Yes, I've been - it's a great city... .

And very much like Reading in many ways, didn't you find? The eyewateringly beautiful sights, the culture, the history...

 

[theroyal]

I can understand that, but it's a bit sad to claim it as some victory on your own forum.

A forum on which I freely admitted it was a little sad. I was just playing around. I thought my song was quite creative!

Yes, the song and the club are an embarrassment. Someone on HNA likened an RFC match day experience to a kid's theme park. Pretty accurate. I'm just glad we don't have rumblestix anymore.

 

[theroyal]

And very much like Reading in many ways, didn't you find? The eyewateringly beautiful sights, the culture, the history...

Say what you like about Rome's cultural aesthetics and history, but does it have a colour coded multi award winning bus service and 14 Tesco stores? Nope.

 

[Goldstone1976]

And very much like Reading in many ways, didn't you find? The eyewateringly beautiful sights, the culture, the history...

Quite so. The sights:





The art: