Reading FC co-chairwoman has written the Royals a new club anthem

[TomandJerry]

All that does is prove that there are more Brighton fans who are online at 2:30 on a weekday. So you're either a bunch of unemployed layabouts or teenagers. Or both.

Another few minutes later and even more bites. Keep proving my point chaps.

Thanks for paying my benefits

 

[KVLT]

All that does is prove that there are more Brighton fans who are online at 2:30 on a weekday. So you're either a bunch of unemployed layabouts or teenagers. Or both.

Another few minutes later and even more bites. Keep proving my point chaps.

And you? Shouldn't you be out punching butterflies or something?

 

[SweatyMexican]

All that does is prove that there are more Brighton fans who are online at 2:30 on a weekday. So you're either a bunch of unemployed layabouts or teenagers. Or both.

Another few minutes later and even more bites. Keep proving my point chaps.

And what are you?

 

[theroyal]

Oh, I'm at work. I work for Reading FC's PR department.

 

[Driver8]

Oh, I'm at work. I work for Reading FC's PR department.

Did you co-write your new anthem?

 

[theroyal]

I tried. I wrote a verse for Sassy complaining about Brighton fans but she thought it inappropriate.

 

[Bladders]

Oh, I'm at work. I work for Reading FC's PR department.

Hope you come back on when you get home, we haven't had a new play thing to bounce around on here for a good few months.

I do hope you're more challenging than the last one, think it was a muppet from Bmuff.

He didn't last long. Lets hope you do better

 

[SweatyMexican]

Can we Jamie him?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

 

[WhingForPresident]

I tried. I wrote a verse for Sassy complaining about Brighton fans but she thought it inappropriate.

 

[Bladders]

Can we Jamie him?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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He's done nothing of note to put him in that league yet.

Lets see how he performs first.

 

[TomandJerry]

Can we Jamie him?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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[Bladders]

I tried. I wrote a verse for Sassy complaining about Brighton fans but she thought it inappropriate.

Well thats not a good start

 

[theroyal]

It wasn't a great start to my job, no.

What do you guys think of my verses?

We don't got no rivals
Though Brighton hate us so
They think we are quite tinpot
Yet claim they don't care, no

It's obvious they do
And it's really quite concerning
Their obsession is quite obvious
And their rage for us is burning

I don't see anything wrong with that, do you? What do you think she disliked? I left out the swearing for her because she is a lady, I thought she'd appreciate that.

 

[Daffy Duck]

The first line of "we don't got no rivals" probably clinched her decision to turn you down.

You're not a closet Ipswich supporter, are you? They speak in a similar way. Maybe you could design a banner.

 

[Mackenzie]

It wasn't a great start to my job, no.

What do you guys think of my verses?

We don't got no rivals
Though Brighton hate us so
They think we are quite tinpot
Yet claim they don't care, no

It's obvious they do
And it's really quite concerning
Their obsession is quite obvious
And their rage for us is burning

I don't see anything wrong with that, do you? What do you think she disliked? I left out the swearing for her because she is a lady, I thought she'd appreciate that.

Well, it's an improvement on the current one.

 

[hart's shirt]

It started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better — but apart from that it was excellent.

 

[SweatyMexican]

It wasn't a great start to my job, no.

What do you guys think of my verses?

We don't got no rivals
Though Brighton hate us so
They think we are quite tinpot
Yet claim they don't care, no

It's obvious they do
And it's really quite concerning
Their obsession is quite obvious
And their rage for us is burning

I don't see anything wrong with that, do you? What do you think she disliked? I left out the swearing for her because she is a lady, I thought she'd appreciate that.

Wow.

You actually took the time to do that.

 

[terryberry1]

It wasn't a great start to my job, no.

What do you guys think of my verses?

We don't got no rivals
Though Brighton hate us so
They think we are quite tinpot
Yet claim they don't care, no

It's obvious they do
And it's really quite concerning
Their obsession is quite obvious
And their rage for us is burning

I don't see anything wrong with that, do you? What do you think she disliked? I left out the swearing for her because she is a lady, I thought she'd appreciate that.

That's amazing.

 

[Bladders]

Sweet Jesus


You're out your depth mate, get out while you can.

 

[WhingForPresident]

It wasn't a great start to my job, no.

What do you guys think of my verses?

We don't got no rivals
Though Brighton hate us so
They think we are quite tinpot
Yet claim they don't care, no

It's obvious they do
And it's really quite concerning
Their obsession is quite obvious
And their rage for us is burning

I don't see anything wrong with that, do you? What do you think she disliked? I left out the swearing for her because she is a lady, I thought she'd appreciate that.

Not enough fighting butterflies, 2/10 would not read again.