Reading FC co-chairwoman has written the Royals a new club anthem

[ozzygull]

It wasn't a great start to my job, no.

What do you guys think of my verses?

We don't got no rivals
Though Brighton hate us so
They think we are quite tinpot
Yet claim they don't care, no

It's obvious they do
And it's really quite concerning
Their obsession is quite obvious
And their rage for us is burning

I don't see anything wrong with that, do you? What do you think she disliked? I left out the swearing for her because she is a lady, I thought she'd appreciate that.

You wrote that and think we are obsessed with Reading, I think you may need help.

Put it this way mate, there is a thread that was started two days after this one that has 22 pages about shit holiday destinations and another that has 78 pages about one of our defenders that suggests he may have thoughts of leaving. We laugh at your miss fortunes as we would about any other club and move on. The obsession seems to be the other way around.

 

[Bladders]

You wrote that and think we are obsessed with Reading, I think you may need help.

Put it this way mate, there is a thread that was started two days after this one that has 22 pages about shit holiday destinations and another that has 78 pages about one of our defenders that suggests he may have thoughts of leaving. We laugh at your miss fortunes as we would about any other club and move on. The obsession seems to be the other way around.

He'd love the Bathroom extractor fan thread.

 

[theroyal]

The first line of "we don't got no rivals" probably clinched her decision to turn you down.

You're not a closet Ipswich supporter, are you? They speak in a similar way. Maybe you could design a banner.

I was trying to appeal to the average football fan's intelligence and knowledge of proper grammar.

A banner sounds great. I have actually tried one before but the club rejected it because, in their words, "scribblings with the brush tool on Paint do not constitute a banner."

Can I borrow your copy of Photoshop?

 

[hart's shirt]

It wasn't a great start to my job, no.

What do you guys think of my verses?

We don't got no rivals
Though Brighton hate us so
They think we are quite tinpot
Yet claim they don't care, no

It's obvious they do
And it's really quite concerning
Their obsession is quite obvious
And their rage for us is burning

I don't see anything wrong with that, do you? What do you think she disliked? I left out the swearing for her because she is a lady, I thought she'd appreciate that.

You don't by chance happen to write for the local newspaper, do you?

Do you attend any press conferences?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Your ip address is interesting btw. Don't work IN Reading, then?

 

[TomandJerry]

Your ip address is interesting btw. Don't work IN Reading, then?

The plot thickens

 

[WhingForPresident]

I was trying to appeal to the average football fan's intelligence and knowledge of proper grammar.

A banner sounds great. I have actually tried one before but the club rejected it because, in their words, "scribblings with the brush tool on Paint do not constitute a banner."

Can I borrow your copy of Photoshop?

Good template here if you want it:

 

[Bladders]

Next..............


Bring back the BMuff guy, this is no challenge at all.

 

[Bladders]

Your ip address is interesting btw. Don't work IN Reading, then?

Not even worth the phone call to Dominoes this one.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The plot thickens

Ha.

Its quite usual to check out the registration email address and the geolocation of the IP address of new posters - especially ones who seem like they just might be prone to a wind up. The details will of course remain top secret (so long as they play nicely).

 

[ozzygull]

Good template here if you want it:
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Ooooh I remember that. Thought it was going to be one of the flatter atmosphere games, then that was reviled. After some confusion and trying to decide if they were being offensive or not, we plumped for offensive and hurled number of abusive chants their way, that and a 3-0 victory turned into a fantastic day. The more confusing and slightly offensive banners taken to the Amex the better, I say.

 

[theroyal]

I work in the US public relations department.

In all seriousness, I'm logged into Chrome with my personal email and hola plugin was active without realising, so I can watch US Netflix*.

*P.S. PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, I'm at work. I work for Reading FC's PR department.

I was trying to appeal to the average football fan's intelligence and knowledge of proper grammar.

You sure you're in the right kind of vocation then, smart arse ?

 

[theroyal]

Good template here if you want it:
View attachment 67911

Fantastic, I'll use that image as an example for them. Do you think they'll like this?

 

[WhingForPresident]

'theroyal' aka 'genome' has posted on their little hobnob site:

"Exactly that. It's a little pathetic of me but I'm thoroughly bored at work and decided to call them out, and I've got about a page of bites in 20 minutes"

"Rofl, I've got them hook line and sinker."

You're classing this as a successful 'fishing' expedition

 

[Lady Whistledown]

'theroyal' aka 'genome' has posted on their little hobnob site:

"Exactly that. It's a little pathetic of me but I'm thoroughly bored at work and decided to call them out, and I've got about a page of bites in 20 minutes"

"Rofl, I've got them hook line and sinker."



You're classing this as a successful 'fishing' expedition

Well that's a little embarrassing.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fantastic, I'll use that image as an example for them. Do you think they'll like this?

Probably want to photoshop a few of the away fans out. Keep it realistic, y'know.

 

[Bladders]

'theroyal' aka 'genome' has posted on their little hobnob site:

"Exactly that. It's a little pathetic of me but I'm thoroughly bored at work and decided to call them out, and I've got about a page of bites in 20 minutes"

"Rofl, I've got them hook line and sinker."

You're classing this as a successful 'fishing' expedition

**** me, what a deluded individual.

If he's serious................he needs help

If its his attempt at humour............he needs even more help.

 

[TomandJerry]

'theroyal' aka 'genome' has posted on their little hobnob site:

"Exactly that. It's a little pathetic of me but I'm thoroughly bored at work and decided to call them out, and I've got about a page of bites in 20 minutes"

"Rofl, I've got them hook line and sinker."

You're classing this as a successful 'fishing' expedition

Such a tin pot clown

 

[theroyal]

'theroyal' aka 'genome' has posted on their little hobnob site:

"Exactly that. It's a little pathetic of me but I'm thoroughly bored at work and decided to call them out, and I've got about a page of bites in 20 minutes"

"Rofl, I've got them hook line and sinker."

You're classing this as a successful 'fishing' expedition

Nice one, Sherlock. I was waiting for one of you to spot that.

Just a bit of fun. And clearly, it's worked seeing as I've got nearly five pages of bites.