Quotes we won't be hearing in the next couple of months

[Badger]

South Today: "and now it's time for a special report on Brighton and Hove Albion"

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Colin Kazim-Richards: - "I thoroughly enjoyed my time in Turkey and leave the club on good terms. I am looking forward to returning to Brighton as I hold the fans dearly in my heart. They love me and I love them."

 

[NMH]

South Today: "and now it's time for a special report on Brighton and Hove Albion"

Dunno, but the BBC are doing a 'special interview' with Nicky Forster this evening.

And it television, not talking about radio here.

 

[Badger]

Dunno, but the BBC are doing a 'special interview' with Nicky Forster this evening.

And it television, not talking about radio here.

Will he be talking about his time at Reading then?

 

[NMH]

Will he be talking about his time at Reading then?

That would be special.

I imagine he'd have to mention it, (according to whatever questions he was asked), but I imagine it'll be along the lines of how excited he is about Brighton's prospects, great bunch of lads, how he's always thought of us as a big club, he's privileged to play under Dean Wilkins, and he would like to be at the club when Falmer gets opened.

Darn, think I may as well miss this one then

 

[Blackadder]

"Any one of the 12 teams could win the SPL this year"

"Any one outside the "Top 4" teams could win the Prem League this year"

 

[Superphil]

I don't really want you to add any more shirts to www.oldfootballshirts.com .

I'm off to start http://www.oldfootballshorts.com

.

 

[Trigger]

Albion fan walking down Tongdean Lane after a match: "Well son, I really enjoyed that game, certainly value for money".

 

[Stumpy Tim]

bhaexpress - "hello mate"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Simon Jordan: Would you like to come over for tea Iain

 

[El Presidente]

Simon Jordan "Short back and sides mate"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Simon Jordan "Short back and sides mate"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Simon Jordan: Easy on the duo tan luv

 

[El Presidente]

Downloaded Penguin "I'd like to book a table for two please"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Gerbil: I really like Steve Coppell

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Bakesy: no thanks i'm not drinking today

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Yorkie: I have no excuses for our defeat

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He's on a roll!

"It looks as though Brighton are going to destroy Cardiff, both on and off the pitch"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

My son: Yes i would love to tidy my room

 

[Superphil]

SJs Love Monkey: Where can I get me one of those lovely blue and white striped football shirts?