Quotes we won't be hearing in the next couple of months

[Dick Knights Mumm]

NMH - Love the hotpants. Where can I get a pair?

classic

 

[pasty]

Frank Lampard. To be honest, the money didn't come into it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

George Bush Jr : - "After much soul searching, I have decided that my foreign policies are not perfect. I am happy for Iran to go about their own business as they see fit".

 

[Easy 10]

Magnusson: \"Frankly its an embarrassment we;re still in this League. I wake up every morning and laugh, I still just cannot get my head round quite how we got away with it. Many apologies Sheffield, but thats life eh ?\"

 

[Simster]

"Let's talk about it over a pint in the Sportsman before the opening match of the season"

Downloaded Penguin

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Dick Knight "And the hotel is at the south end of the ground"

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

'What a lovely Summer we've had this year'

 

[Peteinblack]

"I was an arrogant greedy bastard who behaved appallingly towards the Seagulls, after the had kindly gave me my chance to make it in British football. I now fully and humbly accept that I'm not half as good as I thought I was, and as no-one ese wants me, I will therefore happily return to the club for a lot less than I was being paid before."

Alexis Bertin

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Atilla: "and a personal favourite next we have - I Love to love, but my Baby just loves to Dance"

 

[nail-Z]

Beach Hut : "I gambled my money on Pipex and made a small fortune."

 

[Barrel of Fun]

David Cameron : - "I am extremely happy to support a wholesome British industry. I have recently purchased a 6 litre Land Rover, which I shall use to commute to and from Whitehall"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Posh Spice " ah ...... ah ....... ah ......... ah ....... Oh Gary .... ah ........ ah ........ ah ...."

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

MM - 'I couldn't believe it when Dick called me up to offer me the vacant managers job, I feel like I have unfinished business to take care of here at Brighton'

 

[Trufflehound]

Richie Morris: "The fanzine's ready lads."

 

[Peteinblack]

The Labour Party? Oh bugger, I thought I was a Conservative Prime Minister. Sorry for being such a Right-wing shit, comrades."

Tony Blair

 

[Ernest]

Dick Tight 'I resign'

Dean Wilkins 'I resign'

 

[larus]

London Irish : "Hand on heart, Maggie totally re-energised the dying British economy with her forward thinking policies, and broke the strangle hold of the corrupt union barons".

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Fernando Alonso- "Lewis Hamilton is a great driver, and I'll talk to him from now on."

 

[Blackadder]

HoveB&B: "Blimey you are right. I do live in a dump!"

 

[larus]

Ernest (whilst puckering up) : "Come on DK, bend over, after all promises are promises, "