Quotes we won't be hearing in the next couple of months

[Simster]

"I've done a f***ing great job here, me. We're only 16th because I'm here. So why Man Utd's assistant another jonny foreigner? Bloody designer managers"

Colchester United's assistant manager, Micky "come and get me" Adams.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Geoffrey Boycott: - "I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate Chris Adams on a marvellous campaign, leading Sussex to yet another County Championship title".

 

[Easy 10]

\\\"Human beings are capable, to some extent at least, of deciding for themselves what constitutes their own essence. Although they didn\\\'t use the term, the 19th-century philosophers Søren Kierkegaard and Friedrich Nietzsche are widely regarded as the fathers of existentialism. Their influence, however, has extended beyond existentialist thought. Two of the targets of Kierkegaard and Nietzsche\\\'s writings were the philosophical systems of Hegel and Schopenhauer respectively, which they had each admired in their youths. Kierkegaard thought Hegel ignored or excluded the inner subjective life of living human beings, while Nietzsche thought Schopenhauer\\\'s pessimism led people to live an ascetic, or self-hating, life. Kierkegaard suggested that truth is subjectivity, arguing that what is most important to a living individual are questions dealing with one\\\'s inner relationship to life. Nietzsche proposed perspectivism, which is the view that truth depends on individual perspectives. Although Kierkegaard was among his influences, the extent to which the German philosopher Martin Heidegger should be considered an existentialist is debated. However, in Being and Time he presented a method of rooting philosophical explanations in human existence (Dasein) to be analysed in terms of existential categories (existentiale); and this has led many commentators to treat him as an important figure in the existentialist movement. In The Letter on Humanism, Heidegger explicitly rejected the existentialism of Jean-Paul Sartre.\"

- Craig Bellamy

 

[Simster]

\\\"Human beings are capable, to some extent at least, of deciding for themselves what constitutes their own essence. Although they didn\\\'t use the term, the 19th-century philosophers Søren Kierkegaard and Friedrich Nietzsche are widely regarded as the fathers of existentialism. Their influence, however, has extended beyond existentialist thought. Two of the targets of Kierkegaard and Nietzsche\\\'s writings were the philosophical systems of Hegel and Schopenhauer respectively, which they had each admired in their youths. Kierkegaard thought Hegel ignored or excluded the inner subjective life of living human beings, while Nietzsche thought Schopenhauer\\\'s pessimism led people to live an ascetic, or self-hating, life. Kierkegaard suggested that truth is subjectivity, arguing that what is most important to a living individual are questions dealing with one\\\'s inner relationship to life. Nietzsche proposed perspectivism, which is the view that truth depends on individual perspectives. Although Kierkegaard was among his influences, the extent to which the German philosopher Martin Heidegger should be considered an existentialist is debated. However, in Being and Time he presented a method of rooting philosophical explanations in human existence (Dasein) to be analysed in terms of existential categories (existentiale); and this has led many commentators to treat him as an important figure in the existentialist movement. In The Letter on Humanism, Heidegger explicitly rejected the existentialism of Jean-Paul Sartre.\"

- Craig Bellamy

 

[Peteinblack]

\\\"Human beings are capable, to some extent at least, of deciding for themselves what constitutes their own essence. Although they didn\\\'t use the term, the 19th-century philosophers Søren Kierkegaard and Friedrich Nietzsche are widely regarded as the fathers of existentialism. Their influence, however, has extended beyond existentialist thought. Two of the targets of Kierkegaard and Nietzsche\\\'s writings were the philosophical systems of Hegel and Schopenhauer respectively, which they had each admired in their youths. Kierkegaard thought Hegel ignored or excluded the inner subjective life of living human beings, while Nietzsche thought Schopenhauer\\\'s pessimism led people to live an ascetic, or self-hating, life. Kierkegaard suggested that truth is subjectivity, arguing that what is most important to a living individual are questions dealing with one\\\'s inner relationship to life. Nietzsche proposed perspectivism, which is the view that truth depends on individual perspectives. Although Kierkegaard was among his influences, the extent to which the German philosopher Martin Heidegger should be considered an existentialist is debated. However, in Being and Time he presented a method of rooting philosophical explanations in human existence (Dasein) to be analysed in terms of existential categories (existentiale); and this has led many commentators to treat him as an important figure in the existentialist movement. In The Letter on Humanism, Heidegger explicitly rejected the existentialism of Jean-Paul Sartre.\"

- Craig Bellamy

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[Simster]

"I can't be happy with a draw at home to Fulham when you consider that they were down to the bare bones whereas I had a much bigger and injury-free squad to choose from" Harry Rednapp

 

[Blackadder]

Easy 10 is the WINNER

 

[bhaexpress]

"I didn't f*** your, or anyone elses, Mum, and ordering internet brides has bankrupt me." - Bhaexpress

My mother is a slut just like my wife. Mind you I never lie or make things up - Kylie's **** arse.

 

[Trufflehound]

Tank: "No more chicken for me thanks. One bargain bucket is plenty for anyone."

 

[Mendoza]

Carl Hopkinson "That was a massive 6 i hit to bring up my century"

 

[Simster]

My mother is a slut just like my wife.

This is a thread about things you *won't* hear, FRANK.

So have you genuinely turned over a new leaf or are you just a bit of clown?

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Gerry McCann ' we are just so glad Madeline has been returned to us safe and well... '

 

[larus]

Peter Moores : "It gives me great pleasure to confirm the Geriant Jones is officially the number one wicket-keeper for England".

 

[supaseagull]

Gerry McCann ' we are just so glad Madeline has been returned to us safe and well... '

 

[Woodchip]

Ernest : - "Apologies NSC, I was overcome with emotion when I ran onto the pitch to hug Dean Wilkins in what I believe is the best ever game of football I have seen."

 

[Brixtaan]

Peter Moores- " no wonder cricket in this country is in such a state, there isn't one player from Kent in the 20/20 World Cup squad.

 

[Trufflehound]

Steve McLaren: "I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it... but on reflection, I AM a ruddy-faced twat, aren't I?"

 

[Trigger]

Good tackle Jake.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

I can only assume that this one was in the other thread by mistake...

how about:

"I'm truly sorry to Bozza and the rest of this board that I threatened to sue for libel and have the board pulled down in the process" BHAExpress

 

[Badger]

"Any one of the 12 teams could win the SPL this year"