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[Football] Post three predictions for next season
- Thread starter Stephen Seagull
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Weststander
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Agree with 1 and 3. ManC have outspent the rest and Palace with the benefit of 11 PL transfer windows would've continued to outspend Brighton.
2 will only be by a noisy minority, in the same way that after a couple of defeats BBS/Holmesdale is inundated with fans slagging off Parish, Benteke, Hennessey, certain defenders.
Simon Morgan
New member
1. Davy Propper will score a goal.
2. We will win at the Emirates.
3. We won't beat Palace.
2. We will win at the Emirates.
3. We won't beat Palace.
Mr Putdown
Well-known member
Wolves will not take the premier league apart next season.
Wolves fans will be utter thugs next season for fans visiting Molineaux.
Wolves will be in the bottom six for the struggle to survive come the end of the season.
Wolves fans will be utter thugs next season for fans visiting Molineaux.
Wolves will be in the bottom six for the struggle to survive come the end of the season.
Charlies Shinpad
New member
Duffy to score a goal ( cost me £5.00 a game all season )
Man City to win title by Easter
Arsenal sack new Manager by Xmas
Man City to win title by Easter
Arsenal sack new Manager by Xmas
Yes Chef
Well-known member
Why have you posted over 3000 times on your rivals' message board?
We will score a goal before Christmas.
We will re-sign Adam El Abd and he will become our captain.
Matt Ryan will end the season as our top scorer.
We will re-sign Adam El Abd and he will become our captain.
Matt Ryan will end the season as our top scorer.
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southstandandy
WEST STAND ANDY
- Jul 9, 2003
- 6,049
1 - The top 6 will be the same as this year
2 - Everyone will wonder why there's trouble at the Palace match
3 - We will score at least 1 goal a game on average (34 this year, so I expect an improvement)
2 - Everyone will wonder why there's trouble at the Palace match
3 - We will score at least 1 goal a game on average (34 this year, so I expect an improvement)
Se20
Banned
- Oct 3, 2012
- 3,981
Yes Chef
Well-known member
We'll score an injury time winner at the Amex, which will forever be a stick to beat the early leavers with.
We'll beat Lewis Dunk's new club 1-0, when he deflects a Locadia scuff into his own net.
Average home attendance will PLUNGE when it is revealed that Southern's new rail timetable has not included any stops for Falmer
We'll beat Lewis Dunk's new club 1-0, when he deflects a Locadia scuff into his own net.
Average home attendance will PLUNGE when it is revealed that Southern's new rail timetable has not included any stops for Falmer
The Sock of Poskett
The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
- Jun 12, 2009
- 2,836
1 A relegation threatened team will appoint Allardyce to get them out of trouble. He will. Then they'll complain about his style of football. Everyone else will yawn. (Sorry, that's four in one)
2 Dunky will win his first England cap.
3 Knocky will discover his mojo down the back of the sofa, and will be our player of the season with six assists and nine goals, including a worldie in the 2-0 win at The Emirates. Oops, six there.
2 Dunky will win his first England cap.
3 Knocky will discover his mojo down the back of the sofa, and will be our player of the season with six assists and nine goals, including a worldie in the 2-0 win at The Emirates. Oops, six there.
withdeanwombat
Well-known member
1: C.H. sent to the stand for over rigorous gum chewing.
2. The Complete and Utter sends off 2 Albion players in a home match.
3: The relegation battle goes to the last day. Albion are involved, but escape.
2. The Complete and Utter sends off 2 Albion players in a home match.
3: The relegation battle goes to the last day. Albion are involved, but escape.
Kosh
'The' Yaztromo
1= One manger will be ‘leapt into’ by none other than Dr Sam Beckett, who alongside his trusty wisecracking holographic sidekick Al, (who only Sam can see and hear) will go onto ensure something that once went wrong is put right. Intrigue.
3= in a Westworld PL mashup, we discover that Man City manager Pep is actually a hugely intelligent cyborg from the future, who controls his underling robots through the power of his pre-programmed thoughts alone.... but there will be a huge twist in the saga... Garth Crooks is the genius behind it all. Not Danny Mills however. Yeah, where was I? Yep that’s right folks; Pep doesn’t even suspect the awful truth himself. All too gripping.
3= Lewis Dunk will get his first cap for Cameroon, which will come as a surprise to us all; especially Lewis.
Morse code crystal ball gazing.
Awesome.
3= in a Westworld PL mashup, we discover that Man City manager Pep is actually a hugely intelligent cyborg from the future, who controls his underling robots through the power of his pre-programmed thoughts alone.... but there will be a huge twist in the saga... Garth Crooks is the genius behind it all. Not Danny Mills however. Yeah, where was I? Yep that’s right folks; Pep doesn’t even suspect the awful truth himself. All too gripping.
3= Lewis Dunk will get his first cap for Cameroon, which will come as a surprise to us all; especially Lewis.
Morse code crystal ball gazing.
Awesome.
Gabbafella
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- Aug 22, 2012
- 4,907
Zaha to leave the scum and without him, they struggle all season and finally get relegated.
We will finish higher than Arsenal.
Liverpool will win the title.
We will finish higher than Arsenal.
Liverpool will win the title.
Doonhamer7
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- Jun 17, 2016
- 1,454
1. Lewis dunk to lead Liverpool to league title
2. Zahaless palace to get relegated
3. Warnock to be sacked by October
2. Zahaless palace to get relegated
3. Warnock to be sacked by October
Mr Banana
Tedious chump
You will, again, go to the bog with a full pint of beer, put it down as you whizz, all the while realising the chances of spray to cup are high, but you've paid £5 for this. Drink it, drink it. This is getting weird now. You can't just put it down to a terrible memory. Every time, every season. You're drinking a wee mix.
Man who needs therapy with nasal voice of pitch designed to annoy precisely you, dogs and whales rants, every game, ostensibly about nothing. Your hate for him radiates out and turns all the people you vaguely know to despise your apparent wilful aloofness. Next season he'll get worse, of course.
Bruno will appear in the stands with David Guetta, all in white with gleaming watches and smiles, while a harem of overweight men with potato complexions beam
Man who needs therapy with nasal voice of pitch designed to annoy precisely you, dogs and whales rants, every game, ostensibly about nothing. Your hate for him radiates out and turns all the people you vaguely know to despise your apparent wilful aloofness. Next season he'll get worse, of course.
Bruno will appear in the stands with David Guetta, all in white with gleaming watches and smiles, while a harem of overweight men with potato complexions beam
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...but still manage to score at least twice against us