[Football] Post three predictions for next season

[clapham_gull]

Slightly disappointed this isn't a vicar related prediction thread.

 

[Stat Brother]

BG will get a prediction spot on.
CJ will hammer the club with the force of a 1000 suns.
Ernest will find the FA Cup money - he had it all along.

 

[studio150]

Zaha will get booked for diving
Zaha will win a penalty due to diving
Zaha will score against us

I tried to get some decent odds for this treble at the bookies but the best was evens

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Brighton to qualify for Europe.
Man Utd to get relegated.
Arsenal to win the Premier League.

It's easy, this punditry lark.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

1. Leicester sack Puel and are relegated.
2. Chris Hughton gets a touchline ban after a rant at a fourth official.
3. Replays show that Albion’s winning goal at Man City would not have stood if VAR had been brought in.

 

[Nixonator]

1. Zaha to score against us for different clubs.
2. Duffy will score a goal, unsure at which end.
3. An early struggler will sack their manager, bring in Fat Sam who will guide them to between 8-12th then sack him/part ways at the end of the season due to style of football.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

We finish 13th
With a GD of -13
And Locadia scores 13 goals

 

[Spicy]

...but still manage to score at least twice against us

At least he would have an excuse for falling over.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Pardew rejoins Palace

Pardew dances on the touchline when Palace go ahead in their must win relegation decider.

Palace get relegated.

Blimey! You really are getting my hopes up.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Brighton will be the first team to play at Spurs new stadium

Spurs new stadium will be known as the Totten Hot Spot.

 

[KingKev]

West Ham fans burn down their ground and demand the sacking of the entire board and management and the withdrawal of Karen Brady’s dame-hood in a petition entitled “we should be beating teams like f@cking Brighton” after the Albion complete the double over them with a comfortable 4-1 away win (Dunk o.g. for the Hammers).
Chris gives up saying “these are a good side / team” for Lent, and replaces it with “we knew they were cr@p, but holy hell they were even worse than we’d hoped; cheers for the 3 points you mugs, can we play you every week? Safe trip back to the Emirates / Old Trafford / London Stadium /....”
Palace finish above us (again) but our Women’s side knocks them out of both cups at Selhurst with Zaha admitting he didn’t play in either game because he is a lifelong Seagulls fan and will be trying to source tickets in order to cheer us on in both cup finals; he then tries to engineer a cut-price move to the Amex during summer 2019, only pulling out and accepting a deal in China when Chris tells him he needs at least half a season in our under-23’s so that he can get used to playing with 10 committed teammates, instead of having to do it all on his own every game.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Wenger rejoins Arsenal, Pardew rejoins Palace. Both are relegated. Oh, sorry, this is a wish-list rather than predictions........!

 

[Weststander]

ManC win PL

WBA win Championship

Sunderland win League One

 

[Normal Rob]

Warnock gone from Cardiff by christmas and replaced by Fat Sam
Wagner leaves Huddersfield to be replaced by Moyes
Klopp to launch own brand of toothpaste.

 

[BNthree]

Bruno will appear in the stands with David Guetta, all in white with gleaming watches and smiles, while a harem of overweight men with potato complexions beam

 

[RandyWanger]

1. Wetters will wet
2. Lickers will lick
3. Gumps will leave at 80 minutes regardless of the score and the performance

 

[SUIYHP]

1. Brighton goes out to Liverpool on the second leg of an FA cup tie
2. We get 6 pointers against two promoted sides
3. Palace sack Hodgson at some point during the season

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Warnock gone from Cardiff by christmas and replaced by Fat Sam

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100% THIS. Worth a few quid on that.

 

[Brighton Mod]

1. Lewis Dunk will be sold
2. Locadia will lose some weight
3. Glenn Murray will be our top scorer

 

[severnside gull]

We will struggle all season and spend more time in the bottom 3 than this year.
We will score more goals than this season.
With 8 teams in the mix we will be safe from relegation one game before the end of the season