[Football] Post three predictions for next season

[MattBackHome]

1. Burnley to flirt with relegation & inexplicably sack Dyche
2. Man City to win the Proper Treble: League, Cup and Champs League
3. Mourinho sacked/mutually consented

 

[Jfjekfjdjjdjdjeksjd]

1. We finish one place below Palace (13th maybe?)
2. Lewis Dunk and Pascal Gross go to West Ham for a combined £50mil...
3. and West Ham are relegated (along with Watford and Cardiff)

 

[Weststander]

The list of clubs NSC hate will grow even longer

This is guaranteed. Over the last 15 months, clubs and managers 100's of miles away have been added to this hate list. Lifelong grudges established.

 

[Geoffbn2]

1- Palace get off to a rocky start as their star striker Benteke can't find the goal, Sack Hodgson and go back for BFS, sadly they survive yet again
2 - Mourinho throws toys out of pram after poor Jan transfer window and walks
3 - Arsenal finish 7th with a promise of pushing for Champions league next time

 

[Jam The Man]

This is a perennial hope of mine: that an Albion keeper will score score. It's highly unlikely I know but that is why I wished it would happen.

Same as. It's part of my holy trinity of glory goals.
1.Goal scored direct from corner
2.Goal scored from before halfway line
3.Goal scored by a keeper


I've only seen the first one so far, and been agonisingly close to the second.
I always thought Ben Roberts would be the goalie as he had awesome power on his kicks

 

[madinthehead]

Man City will win the prem
Brighton will stay up
Locadia will score double figures

 

[Icy Gull]

1) Albion will win away at a top six club
2) Smug Eddie will leave Bournemouth
3) Locadia will become a cult hero.

 

[darkwolf666]

1 - we won't beat Palace in the league
2 - we will concede more goals then we score
3 - we will continue to sign players no-one mentions on NSC

 

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

i)Giant black hole swallows up Croydon, disappears to a far part of the universe then burps and throws up SE whatever it is.

ii)Brighton and Hove Albion achieve 50 points

iii)Summer striker scores 25 goals, 10 in two games against the South London Comedy Collective (before their abduction).

TNBA

TTF

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

Pardew rejoins Palace

Pardew dances on the touchline when Palace go ahead in their must win relegation decider.

Palace get relegated.

 

[Leighgull]

The karmic wheel turns and Selhurst collapses after being struck by a St. John Ambulance...
Wilf Zaha gets a dream move to the reserves at Man City.
Roy Hodgson admits he looks a bit like Owl from Winnie the Pooh.

 

[brakespear]

Brighton to finish 11th
Liverpool to win title
Everybody gets bored of pundits going on about Wolves halfway through August.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

1. Brighton "fans" get an unrealistic aim for the next season, "we should he pushing on" etc.
2. The new players take a hand full of games to bed in, are hounded as shit. Hughton out calls as the fixture list is terrible at the begining and we are rock bottom.
3. Bloom holds firm, keeps houghton and we finish in a sinilar spot to this year.

Have you made a suicide pact with a Sunderland supporter?

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

1. Dunk gets an England call up
2. Dunk gets sold
3. We narrowly avoid relegation

(and I form a suicide pact with [MENTION=15363]Plooks[/MENTION])

 

[Trigger]

Huddersfield to get their business done early.
Palace to finish above us.
Warnock to leave Cardiff during the season.

 

[Seagulltonian]

Tony Bloom will own a third European Club by this time next year.

Mike Dean will ref our first game of the season against Liverpool, and will give us all the important decisions, as we beat the European Champions 5-0 at the Amex

Chris Hughton will be at number 8 in the longest serving managers list, after Pochettino leaves Spurs during the summer break, Howe gets the push from Bournemouth, and Dyche gets booted from Burnely, after they have a massive slump after early European failure

 

[giveusfalmerplease]

Palace sell Zaha in the final week of the transfer window for 40m+. Palace then sink a without trace
West Brom to win the Championship by 10 points
Albion finally take points off the top 6 away from home.

 

[Taybha]

The club ditch ifollow wankers
The club ditch CatA B C fannyfluffing
The club make me CEO and I cancel all that due to unforeseen circumstances

 

[Diablo]

1. Brighton will stay up.
2. BG will hit 70,000 posts.
3. Someone will start a thread on early leavers.

 

[Two Professors]

Albion safe by New Year.
Mourhino flounces off to PSG.
Newcastle relegated.