Pierced Belly Button on Ladies - Is there ANYTHING more sexy?

[tedebear]

bugger - I'm so bored I forgot to post a at the end of my last insertion into this interesting thread...

 

[Easy 10]

I was chasing a girl a couple of months back with a piercing through the bit between her mouth and her nose about a centimetre to the left of her face. Very f***ing sexy i reckon.

I bet you had to part her MOUSTACHE to see it though Chappers.

 

[METALMICKY]

Has any bothered to mention that any tummy adornment only looks good if the actual stomach is relatively flat?

Its bad enough some pikey blonde sporting a fat belly in hipster jeans and crop top but even worse when she rounds it off with a piercing

 

[CHAPPERS]

I bet you had to part her MOUSTACHE to see it though Chappers.

f*** off you TWAT.

 

[Juan Albion]

Absolute bollocks, you just get worse and worse the more you go on. I didn't invent anything, I was referring to a theory I had heard in documentary that the Catholic Church NOW considers the gospel heresy, not when it was written.

Which is why you said... "The Catholic Church still consider the Gospel of St.Thomas to be heresy."

BTW, do you know the difference between ' being non-canonical' and 'being heresy' ? You might be interested to know that the class in which we read Thomas's gospel was actually led by a Catholic nun... Better not tell the guy with the stick and the pointy hat...

BTW, the rest of you will be pleased that I now have to go out for a couple of hours. I leave you in the capable hands of Mr Phaedrus who no doubt will come up with some other stuff he heard on a Channel 5 documentary.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Tongue piercing can look very good though.

I was chasing a girl a couple of months back with a piercing through the bit between her mouth and her nose about a centimetre to the left of her face. Very f***ing sexy i reckon.


Do you think they had fanny piercing in biblical times?

Well after you claimed that Jesus had a "thing" for clit piercing I trawled through an online bible to see if I could find any passages to back up this claim. Sure enough, there was indeed.

Thomas 35:12

"And lo Jesus said unto to the women of Aramthea , go forth and place of the metal betwixt thy lips and nestle it in the fanny flange. For it doth bring great joy to the man when he dives through the muff divers dental floss and discovers the band of joy underneath. Great is the gift you shall give to my brothers and yey, to my sisters also."

So i'd say that there was quite a lot of piercing going on in those days. Check it out for yourself, it's in the Bible. Er, somewhere near the back.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Well after you claimed that Jesus had a "thing" for clit piercing I trawled through an online bible to see if I could find any passages to back up this claim. Sure enough, there was indeed.

Thomas 35:12

"And lo Jesus said unto to the women of Aramthea , go forth and place of the metal betwixt thy lips and nestle it in the fanny flange. For it doth bring great joy to the man when he dives through the muff divers dental floss and discovers the band of joy underneath. Great is the gift you shall give to my brothers and yey, to my sisters also."

So i'd say that there was quite a lot of piercing going on in those days. Check it out for yourself, it's in the Bible. Er, somewhere near the back.

Excellent research, Shelton! I shall believe you without question.

 

[Ex Shelton Seagull]

Yeah I translated it from aramaic and EVERYTHING.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Yeah I translated it from aramaic and EVERYTHING.

Oi! Stop it, I'm embarrassed enough already

I love Asian girls when they're in full ceremonial dress with peirced nose linked to peirced ear by a chain......woof

 

[Easy 10]

I love Asian girls when they're in full ceremonial dress with peirced nose linked to peirced ear by a chain......woof

Whenever I see that, it always reminds me of the 'emergency stop' cord on trains.

 

[Hungry Joe.]

Whenever I see that, it always reminds me of the 'emergency stop' cord on trains.

Know what you mean Easy, I find emergency stop cords irresistible too.

 

[Easy 10]

Expensive though

 

[Dandyman]

Well after you claimed that Jesus had a "thing" for clit piercing I trawled through an online bible to see if I could find any passages to back up this claim. Sure enough, there was indeed.

Thomas 35:12

"And lo Jesus said unto to the women of Aramthea , go forth and place of the metal betwixt thy lips and nestle it in the fanny flange. For it doth bring great joy to the man when he dives through the muff divers dental floss and discovers the band of joy underneath. Great is the gift you shall give to my brothers and yey, to my sisters also."

So i'd say that there was quite a lot of piercing going on in those days. Check it out for yourself, it's in the Bible. Er, somewhere near the back.

Sheer class.

 

[Yoda]

Tounge Piercings though are DISGUSTING!

I wouldn't say that!

I've always wanted to get a big sloppy BJ from a girl with a pierced tounge but haven't had the honor yet.

 

[southstandandy]

More trouble than they're worth.

Last summer my girlfriend and I went to the States and at Gatwick the metal detector went off when she went through.

Off came the watch, belt, rings.....you name it.....then it still goes off. Then it dawns on her that it could be the piercing.

The security bloke insisted she remove it in full view of hundreds of other people queuing. Needless to say this caused a bit of a stir with me having to hold up her shirt while she removed it.

No privacy, lots of lads eyeing up my partner, and to cap it all some middle age bloke fainted when she finally removed it.

Medics turned up to treat this bloke - his wife gave us an earfull which was like a red rag to a bull, and so I started giving some verbal back. The security bloke then threatened to remove us from our flight.

All this for a bloody belly button ring !

Thank God it was'nt in an even more private place !

By the way - we did eventually make our flight.

 

[bigc]

sounds like an experience

 

[Biscuit]

This thread deserves a big bounce.

 

[Artois]

Yes. Yes it does.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I wish you wouldn't pointlessly bounce old threads. It's a right pain the arse you know.

 

[zefarelly]

especially when its a shit thread about a shit subject, who gives a f*** about a bit of metal through a belly button . . .it'll only go septic and scummy like a Palace fans girlfreind/mum/sister