Razzoo
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I'm pretty sure I read that if you are in Wetherspoons and in charge of a child or children they will only serve you two alcoholic drinks max. Commendable if true.
Luckily there are none in the Brighton and Hove area, because we are a proper footballing city. So I'm told
No you're not.
You were told we have proper footballing areas in the County. You do know there are Liverpool fans living in Manchester and Chelsea fans in pubs in Millwall / Palace land?
Unwritten rule down the pub is 3 pints Max - 2 as a general rule - if you've got kids and be out of dodge before 7pm. If the kids are a pain in the arse, it's time to leave.
Anyone that let's their kid play on a tablet or whatever with the volume on full is fair game for execution.
On the flip side, anyone going to Pizza Express on a Saturday at 17.00 and complains about the number of kids in said restaurant is as thick as the parents in the opening post.
I'm pretty sure I read that if you are in Wetherspoons and in charge of a child or children they will only serve you two alcoholic drinks max. Commendable if true.
It is an expression introduced to me by a friend 30 odd years ago, when I remarked on the completely different way the locals treated children in Vancouver compared with what I'd left behind in London. Never smacking them. Always explaining. It was brought home to me when I came back home in 86, watching mothers screaming at their kids and slapping them in supermarkets while nobody batted an eye; one monther dangling her toddler on his reigns and kicking him (in a desultory fashion, not hard) on the street. Things have improved hugely here in 30 years, but we Brits were always about 'seen and not heard'. That is not the doctrine of a child loving society. That's how kids get taken down the pub and ignored while the parents get pissed, and nobody says anything.
I see I’m the first ( bravest) to give your post a thumbs up - admittedly having first looked over my shoulder to ensure Lady Gall wasn’t checking. I doubt that I will be given permission to attend such an establishment so I’ll have to rely on the rest of you to tell me what it’s like, though I still have fond memories of the Ship in Lewes Road.I am not against family pubs with sport but this is the reason I do not go in them.
So, is it time to bring back the geezers pub?
Good selection of drinks.
Sport.
Strippers.
Roast potatoes on the bar.
Pickled eggs to pop in your bag of cheese and onion.
Topless barmaids.
Proper, covered/heated smoking area.
Ladies are allowed of course (if they don't mind looking at clunge)
NO KIDS (obviously)
Why can't a bloke have a man cave after a hard weeks graft.
Their kids were immaculately behaved, albeit clearly desperate to get out of there. Its the yobbo parents who were the problem.
And the Mum as the possessor of a Wizard's Sleeve par excellence.
England has never been a 'child loving' society. When I lived in Canada if that had happened the police would have been called. Not least because you have to be 21 to get into a pub there.
Incidentally, why did nobody call the police? I think it is because we tolerate chavs too easily in this country.
Wouldn’t happen in a craft beer bar.
Do you honestly believe that the police would have attended?
Stick the kids in the back of the car, bung them a Coca-Cola and a packet of crisps/Mars Bar, have a couple of pints, drive home. Well, it never did me any harm.
In the back of the car? I had to sit on the doorstep of the pub and be brought out coke and crisps occasionally.
The Royal George (I think, opposite Holmbush now) in Shoreham, early 1970s.