OK, I have been selected to go on Soccer Am. What are the DO's and DONT's?

[brightn'ove]

Noooo!

"Good old Sussex by the sea, Good old Sussex by the sea, and we're going up to win the cup for Sussex by the sea."

Should take you less than 5 seconds at North Stand pace.

THIS 1000 times, GOSBTS is a MUST.

 

[bhafc60bhafc]

DONT: trip up when u do the little run to your seats

 

[stripeyshark]

Give Jason Roberts a kick for el abd

Jaime winstone and Elfie Hopkins are also on the show

To Jason Roberts: "de de de de, f***ing useless" and "Adam El-Abd, de deee de dede, Adam El-Abd" etc.

 

[Doc Lynam]

When they ask you about Vicente pause look the presenter right in the eyes and do this


Or pretend a runny nose and use a Palace coloured hankerchief.

 

[brightn'ove]

oh and BOO jason roberts as he walks on.

jaaason roberts, is a wanker, is a wanker etc etc

 

[guster]

One clubs fans a few weeks back came up with a little chant for each guest as they walked on. Some of them were pretty funny. If you know the guests then it's worth trying.

 

[Brimmermusic]

Noooo!

"Good old Sussex by the sea, Good old Sussex by the sea, and we're going up to win the cup for Sussex by the sea."

Should take you less than 5 seconds at North Stand pace.

Due to popular demand, we are going to introduce ourselves with GOSBTS

 

[Lush]

Due to popular demand, we are going to introduce ourselves with GOSBTS

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Try and avoid the bastardised version.

"...and we'll win the cup" not "...to win the cup".

Enjoy yourselves!

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Does anyone actually watch it?

Ohh NSC envy.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Good choice on the GOSBTS and ask to see Helen's ring yep classic

Do us proud be first time in ages will bother watching

 

[SeagullSongs]

Try and avoid the bastardised version.

"...and we'll win the cup" not "...to win the cup".

Enjoy yourselves!

This.

Edit: What time is the show on?

 

[LamieRobertson]

Ask roberts why he kept on falling over like bambi on ice and constantly wave his arms about moaning like a little kid who had lost his sweets

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

This.

Edit: What time is the show on?

10AM i think - swear it was 9AM last season though (havent watched it at all except for about an hour when Gullys Girls were on).

 

[Medwayseagull]

DON'T listen to any advice on here except mine
DO sing a song about Poyet rather than any individual player as we do not want some of them getting jealous

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Due to popular demand, we are going to introduce ourselves with GOSBTS

 

[Braders]

10AM i think - swear it was 9AM last season though (havent watched it at all except for about an hour when Gullys Girls were on).

a couple of seasons back it used to be 9am - midday , now it's 10am- midday

 

[marshy68]

OK, I have been selected to go on Soccer Am. What are the DO's and DONT's?

Dont have a wank.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

i'll only watch it because it is brighton fans on it, anytime else I'm not interested.

 

[seagullsfan97]

DO: Go to shake Robert's hand and then pull your hand away