OK, I have been selected to go on Soccer Am. What are the DO's and DONT's?

[Capricorn]

Most importantly, what distinctive features do you have? So we can recognise you... Then we know you're not the wierd one sitting in the corner.

 

[LDN]

GOSBTS all the way!

 

[Brimmermusic]

BTW we are taking a lady fan!

 

[Taybha]

Tassles

 

[LDN]

BTW we are taking a lady fan!

make sure she wears the 'pink' version of the shirt...!

 

[Nathan]

BTW we are taking a lady fan!

I hope to christ she is fit.

 

[Lush]

I hope to christ she is fit.

I hope to christ that she can kick a football.

 

[Everest]

I hope to christ that she can kick a football.

I hope to christ it ain't Liz Costa.



Edit: sorry, just realised it was lady fan

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

So much sexism :shocked:

 

[Capricorn]

I hope to christ she is fit.

I hope to christ that she can kick a football.

I hope to christ she is fit enough to kick a football...

 

[papajaff]

DO refuse to go on that pile of crap.

DON'T go on that pile of crap.

 

[Dave the OAP]

few rules:

1.. dont talk AT ALL when the presenters are talking
2.. dont call things out
3.. speak when you are spoken to...even when helen comes and sits next to you
4.. if a presenter kicks a ball at you, which lovejoy used to do when the highlights are being shown, dont kick it back and break a light :-(
5.. don't try to goose the soccerette...they normally come with f*** off great yobs as boyfriends.
6.. dont scratch your balls or try to rearrange the old fellah when on camera

It is actually very interesting to see it being produced as there are great gaps when you just sit around or wander about for adverts highlights and all VT stuff.

Rocket is tiny BTW

have a great time and cane the SKY drinks budget if they put uyou up in a hotel friday night...as dwayne and I did

 

[Brimmermusic]

Cheers Granny

 

[Czechmate]

Have you got an old Albion shirt with Murrey on the back ? If you have balloon your shot way up in the air

By the way what date is it being aired ?

 

[JCL666]

few rules:

1.. dont talk AT ALL when the presenters are talking
2.. dont call things out
3.. speak when you are spoken to...even when helen comes and sits next to you
4.. if a presenter kicks a ball at you, which lovejoy used to do when the highlights are being shown, dont kick it back and break a light :-(
5.. don't try to goose the soccerette...they normally come with f*** off great yobs as boyfriends.
6.. dont scratch your balls or try to rearrange the old fellah when on camera

I think you should do the OPPOSITE of these.

 

[Spider]

DO ask Max Rushton for one of his cracking celeb stories (eg. who he played golf with, who he shared the applause with at charity events). Always look forward to AC Jimbo being away from the Guardian's Football Weekly to catch up with some Sky Sports style celebrity love-in in place of actual football knowledge.

 

[Everest]

Have you got an old Albion shirt with Murrey on the back ? If you have balloon your shot way up in the air

By the way what date is it being aired ?

This Saturday

 

[Czechmate]

This Saturday

Thanks Everest , i will get somebody to record it !

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

GOSBTS has to be sung.

 

[piersa]

Do: Stay at home
Don't: Go on the program unless you are a chav.