OK, I have been selected to go on Soccer Am. What are the DO's and DONT's?

[HawkTheSeagull]

Do - Ask why the bloody hell the couldnt get back to me after i sent an e-mail (doesnt really matter anyway now as im busy but it isnt the point) and you MUST sing the proper version of GOSBTS somewhere in it. Also if you do a player chant, id say do CMS or Barnes myself.

Dont - Do naughty things to the girls/yourself when the naughty girls are on.

 

[brightn'ove]

You have to do GOSBTS, in full.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

DO - sing GOSBTS
DONT - attempt to give Chmaberlain one up the Harris on air.

 

[Dave the OAP]

you wont be given enough time for the full da da da daaaa etc

just sing

...and were going up to win the cup
for sussex by the sea...

they will shut you up pretty sharpish if you try to go on and on

 

[Brimmermusic]

That is why we thought 'We Are Brighton' would be more suitable as it is slightly shorter.

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

Wouldn't bother..................

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

You have to do GOSBTS, in full.

but not 'going up to win the Cup ' please...................................

 

[KJP]

Give Jason Roberts a kick for el abd

Jaime winstone and Elfie Hopkins are also on the show

 

[driller]

shout hoof every time west ham / fat sam is mentioned

 

[brightn'ove]

That is why we thought 'We Are Brighton' would be more suitable as it is slightly shorter.

You could do just the chorus, good old Sussex by the sea, good old Sussex by the sea etc etc.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Ask for a private viewing of Helen Chamberlains tattoo

I'd ask to see Helen's ring.











The one she bought that was given to Nancy by Sid for their engagement :thumsup:

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

shout hoof every time west ham / fat sam is mentioned

This

 

[Seagull16]

If you take all the advice from everyone one here, its going to be a pretty entertaining show

 

[matt]

DO: look like a surprised paedo in a full replica kit

DON'T: Sky+ it

 

[WildWood]

Give Jason Roberts a kick for el abd

Jaime winstone and Elfie Hopkins are also on the show

DO: get me Jaime Winstons number.
DONT: tell her dad.

 

[Lush]

That is why we thought 'We Are Brighton' would be more suitable as it is slightly shorter.

Noooo!

"Good old Sussex by the sea, Good old Sussex by the sea, and we're going up to win the cup for Sussex by the sea."

Should take you less than 5 seconds at North Stand pace.

 

[tinytears]

Ask Max if he has actually ever made anything happen ( anyone who still watches the show will know what I mean)

 

[Northstander]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She looks like Anne Bolynne
And when's she's shagging beckham
she thinks of Chamberlain

DO IT!!

 

[Barrel of Fun]

just sing

...and were going up to win the cup
for sussex by the sea...

That is going to upset a few people!

 

[mistahclarke]

Just constantly point right down the camera while chanting "there's no one there, there's no one there!"

They'll love it.