Objective Analysis Of Football Chants

[Gilliver's Travels]

Why would we guess opposing fans might have any difficulty in understanding our possession of Knockaert?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I never got my ******* head kicked in, so that was just an idle threat.

And only a thin but very long part of Sussex is by the sea, so that wrong as well.

I never once saw an Albion player pull a rabbit out of a hat or produce some doves from nowhere whilst on the field of play, so why did everyone agree that Brighton & Hove Albion were magic. (but I did see Paul Clark saw an opposition player in half)

 

[Jesus Gul]

No mention of Gary Chivers appearing for the Maltese National team on Wikipedia

 

[supaseagull]

we're the north/ west / east/ south stand Brighton BOYS
regards
DR

Always a sure sign that the game is shit


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[supaseagull]

What is the objective of moving left, right, picking up sticks and then continuing thereafter to move left, right and left again?


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[Trelford Mills Guide Dog]

Even though the away teams support has often been very poor at times, I have never observed them attempting to fornicate with any faecal matter [in fact I'm not entirely convinced that it's possible].

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

The wings of a sparrow and the arse of a crow would be unlikely to enable a grown man to defecate from a great height over supporters of Crystal Palace.

 

[Adders1]

While Gary Hart is and was a very attractive man, i find it difficult to believe that Victoria Beckham nèe Adams ever thought about another Brighton player other than Holroyd

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

LinkedIn lists the profiles of no fewer than ten business professionals with the name Kerry Mayo.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

That unfortunate steward, in the away end of other teams, is actually suffering from a glandular problem, and did indeed eat the salad.

 

[Adders1]

Also...if anyone threw a brick at Duffy, i'm not convinced he would risk a cranial injury by attempting to head it back to the thrower

 

[Yoda]

Does anyone have any proof that Park Ji-Sung actually eats dog when in Korea?

 

[smeg]

I'm not entirely convinced a Sussex ambulance would take you home.

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Steve Foster, at the time of writing, is not a peer of the realm.

Ruddy well should be....

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

None of us want Sidwell to shag our wives and none of us want ginger hair.

Mrs Saladpack might like to "take one for the team"....! Reluctantly, obviously...

 

[Grassman]

As a JCL (only been watching the boys since 1976) I thought I knew most of the players and history of this fine club. I know who Wardy is, Bobby Smith and even Johnny McNichol ("finest player to ever turn out for Brighton " - my dad), however, there is one person that we constantly sing about who I haven't got the fainest idea who he is. I've asked many people and they simply laugh at me. So at the risk of great ridicule, I'll ask you lot.

Who is this Mr L.B Urn, that we constantly reference? I'm assuming it's a bloke, by the way.

 

[dazzer6666]

Emmanuel Adebayor's father died in 2005, so he has no occupation.

 

[Bodian]

Given the vagaries of footballing success through the decades, it is quite likely that we will be playing at Preston again, and Fulham, and Barnsley, and.....

 

[Lush]

I'm going to be walking alone to Aldi in a minute

 

[Thunder Bolt]

The referee's parents were married before his conception (or maybe not).