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Objective Analysis Of Football Chants
- Thread starter Tom Hark Preston Park
- Start date
post of the day, week even
The Sock of Poskett
The best is yet to come (spoiler alert)
- Jun 12, 2009
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I suggest we very rarely have forgotten the opposing team's fans are 'ere'. Quite often failed to hear them, and sometimes they're barely visible from our end, but generally I remember they're vaguely around, especially the fat one with his shirt off.
Puppet Master
non sequitur
- Aug 14, 2012
- 4,056
Which one of you is William Buckley running down the wing for precisely?
Pavilionaire
Well-known member
- Jul 7, 2003
- 31,262
I've met Posh Spice and she's really nice.
Return of the Rev
Well-known member
He didn't look like a woman but could have worn a bra! He had a super coat and was a star.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,628
Though patently UNTRUE that any given referee has been "worse than Mike Dean".
Also, looking at the current form of- for example- Aston Villa: they are unquestionably so shit, that there's nothing unbelievable about it at all.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,628
His first name is in fact Jose, not Leonardo.
Secondly: 50 appearances, 23 goals.
Patently NOT a goal a game.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
As the dimensions of the goals are set by the FA, I find it strange that some people offer to increase the height or width of them to opposition players during a match.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
When the ball hits the goal, it's not Shearer or Cole....
Statistically it's much more likely to be them than Robert Lester Zamora.
Also, I have never seen William Grigg be set alight or combust.
Statistically it's much more likely to be them than Robert Lester Zamora.
Also, I have never seen William Grigg be set alight or combust.
mejonaNO12 aka riskit
Well-known member
The referee has passed all required exams and physically tests to make sure he is indeed qualified enough to take charge of the match.
Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Shirts are made to fit the players, not the other way around.
Snowy
Active member
Unfortunately, I do believe that there is no such species as a Seagull so this isn't factually correct and definitely not informative, in fact it's downright misleading. There are many different types of Gulls, but none are called Seagulls.
Emily's Mum
New member
I could describe what it is like to make love to a man, but I feel a crowded football ground is not the right place to do so.
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Raleigh Chopper
New member
Not all scousers eat out of dustbins.
They don't all live in houses owned and let to them by former striker and now property investor Robbie Fowler either. Especially the ones that live in the home counties.
The Muppet Show is a family-oriented comedy-variety television series that was produced by puppeteer Jim Henson, it lasted for five series consisting of 120 episodes which were first broadcast in Britain between 1976 and 1981 on ATV and syndicated to the remaining ITV franchises around the United Kingdom - 45 of these were repeated on the BBC in 1986 and 1987 It was set in The Muppet Theatre, a grand old vaudeville house that had seen better days, and filmed at the ATV studios in Elstree.
There is no actual evidence that it has ever been filmed at, or shown on the big screens at Selhurst Park.
There is no actual evidence that it has ever been filmed at, or shown on the big screens at Selhurst Park.
His first name is in fact Jose, not Leonardo.
Secondly: 50 appearances, 23 goals.
Patently NOT a goal a game.
But we did all adore him
brightn'ove
cringe
His first name is in fact Jose, not Leonardo.
Secondly: 50 appearances, 23 goals.
Patently NOT a goal a game.
We also repeatedly mentioned Murray, and he now plays for us again meaning he gets mentioned ALL the time