O/T Liittle things that irritate the hell out of you

[Simster]

Those sad pricks who stick "M3" badges onto their ancient BMW 3 series shitheaps.

No it isn't a f***ing M3. Anyone who knows their cars knows that your car ain't an M3 and anyone who doesn't know their cars is oblivious to the meaning of your poxy badge, so why have you bothered?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

oh yeah, and dwayne

 

[elbowpatches]

children

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Having my nipples rubbed, it does my head in.

Girls, please do it slowly!

 

[Exmouth Seagull]

Those stupid nodding dogs on car parcel shelfs.

They make me want to take a sledge hammer to the car in front when it stops at the lights.

I was once with my new boss in the front of a Transit van on the way to a job in Crawley. We were following a car with three nodding dogs, bouncing around annoyingly. I told him how shit I thought they were. After a pause, his reply was that he had one in the back of his car too. Ooops.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Another little annoyance are people who stand right in front of the exit gates from the arrivals hall at the airport and 'Greet each other'. GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN' WAY I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE FOR NINE HOURS !

Great call. I hate people at airports. Standing around totally oblivious to us travellers who have been on an overnight red-eye flight. I want a taxi, & I don't want have to play dodgems in the airport you bunch of losers

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

People who press the 'Call' button for a lift when it's already been pressed!

Is the 'Call' button a f***ing acelerator? No it's not.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Another airport thing: when people crowd round to the front of the baggage carousel and jostle each other to get closest to where the bags come out. All standing nervously, bobbing up and down, letting their annoying kids sit on the edge of the conveyor belt, and getting in everyone else's way.

It's like they think that seven seconds they save by being at the front rather than 10 yards further down will make all the difference in how quickly they get to where they're headed. Gimps.

 

[tedebear]

people on the tube who insist on getting up about 2 minutes before their stop when the train is packed - where the heck should I stand - under someone elses stinky arm pit - oh yes why didn't I think of that!! It especially happens on the way to Canary Wharf every morning - DON'T YOU REALIZE EVERYONE IS GETTING OFF AND YOU CAN JUST WAIT !! !! !!

 

[John Dorian]

people who yawn loudly. whay cant you just yawn without making a sound ?

 

[Rambo]

People who have really high powered cars, but insist on driving at 30mph everwhere.
rrrrrrrrr.

 

[bhaexpress]

Like Dwayne you mean ? Can you get up to 30 MPH in South Ken ? Surely at that speed ot would crease your designer outfit.

 

[MRRF 10]

Cars that splash you when it's wet

 

[perth seagull]

I hate it when you get toothpaste on your clothes. It stains badly and is impossible to get it off? What is up with that? What the hell is in toothpaste that makes it so strong on your clothes?!?

 

[MRRF 10]

Glory hunters

 

[Easy 10]

Unexpected Christmas presents from people you're not that bothered about, and havn't bought a present for in return.

 

[Gotsmanov]

David Lee.

 

[Curious Orange]

Sponges being left in dirty dishwater....

 

[MRRF 10]

Rudeness

 

[MRRF 10]

People who try and get a little peice of everything on the fork when they eat........

oh, and that