Stuart Munday
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Baby on Board signs
Saturday night television
Baby on Board signs
Saturday night television
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O/T Liittle things that irritate the hell out of you
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1) Double parking-I hope an ambulance/fire engine never needs to get through that tight slalom that you've thoughtlessly created you inconsiderate wankers.
2) Fashion victims-wearing a load of fake Burberry doesn't make you look glamourous you sad wanker.
3) Litter-what makes you think it belongs all over the streets and pavements? Just f***ing take it home with you!
4) Cyclists without lights-I suppose it'll be my fault that you got run over will it? Never mind, you can always ride it on the pavement and mow down some pedestrians, can't you?
5) Front fog lamps in built up areas. They're supposed to be functional not fashionable you twat. And do you really think that they're helping you to see better in this well lit built up area full of other cars? You wouldn't put the windscreen wipers on if it wasn't raining, would you?
And breathe..........
I must just add though:
A "Baby on board" sign is there so that if there's an accident and the firemen/paramedics are removing people from the mangled wreckage they won't overlook the fact that there's a small child who might be hidden by something in all the mess.
"Keep back-give my child a chance signs" however are displayed by paranoid wankers who assume that everyone is as bad a driver as them.
2) Fashion victims-wearing a load of fake Burberry doesn't make you look glamourous you sad wanker.
3) Litter-what makes you think it belongs all over the streets and pavements? Just f***ing take it home with you!
4) Cyclists without lights-I suppose it'll be my fault that you got run over will it? Never mind, you can always ride it on the pavement and mow down some pedestrians, can't you?
5) Front fog lamps in built up areas. They're supposed to be functional not fashionable you twat. And do you really think that they're helping you to see better in this well lit built up area full of other cars? You wouldn't put the windscreen wipers on if it wasn't raining, would you?
And breathe..........
I must just add though:
Until recently I would have agreed but somebody pointed out the difference between them and the "Keep back-give my child a chance signs".Stuart Munday said:
A "Baby on board" sign is there so that if there's an accident and the firemen/paramedics are removing people from the mangled wreckage they won't overlook the fact that there's a small child who might be hidden by something in all the mess.
"Keep back-give my child a chance signs" however are displayed by paranoid wankers who assume that everyone is as bad a driver as them.
driddles
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Nose snorkellers - you know the ones who don't use a tissue to blow they just keep sucking it back in
When i'm in line at the store and I wait about 10 minutes to get to the counter and the phone rings and the clerk answers it instead of dealing with me - excuse me I came down to the bloody store why does the phone come first!
I like beer though - and that makes it all okay
David
When i'm in line at the store and I wait about 10 minutes to get to the counter and the phone rings and the clerk answers it instead of dealing with me - excuse me I came down to the bloody store why does the phone come first!
I like beer though - and that makes it all okay
David
Dropkick Turnip
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I've just thought of another one:
People who haven't got any manners. Thanks very much-I really wanted that swing door to crash into my face as I walked through it behind you.
People who haven't got any manners. Thanks very much-I really wanted that swing door to crash into my face as I walked through it behind you.
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Stumpy Tim
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Wilko said:
Spot on Wilko. I can't stand people who are late. And the issue is, us considerate people end up being 10 minutes early because we don't want to be RUDE, and then some
turns up 20 minutes late & we've wasted half an hour.I remember I had a family party to go to the day before I was leaving to go to Sydney. Before I joined the party I agreed to say goodbye to my best mates who I've known for 15 years. We were all there, but one guy (who lived 5 minutes from the venue) didn't turn up for an hour. I had to leave, but was dragged down to his house to say Goodbye. And what was he doing?? He was playing Grand Turismo with his younger brother. His excuse, "I lost track of time". What a
In fact, any sort of unreliability winds me up no end. I split up with my ex for that one reason. That'll teach her for being the most forgetful woman in the world. Write things down you dimwit
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Road works in North Carolina usually have signs up saying "Let em work, let em live" After going at a snails pace for an hour, you finally get past the small pot hole they're suppossed to be working on only to find 5 blokes looking into the hole, 4 more leaning on shovels and the digger driver asleep in his cab.
The old, fat or first time flyer in the row behind me that tugs on the back of my seat when getting up, while I'm trying to get some kip. Instead of using the arm rest of their own chair.
The old, fat or first time flyer in the row behind me that tugs on the back of my seat when getting up, while I'm trying to get some kip. Instead of using the arm rest of their own chair.
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People who pronounce the word nuclear as "nook-yul-er".
People who say they have to itch a minor skin irritation, when they mean scratch it. You SCRATCH the ITCH, you plums.
People who say they have to itch a minor skin irritation, when they mean scratch it. You SCRATCH the ITCH, you plums.
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edna krabappel said:
On a par with "Can I lend your pencil?"
But that is usually only REALLY thick people.
BrightonBird
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When people announce "appreciate" with an S! For heavens sake people!
Highfields Seagull
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Stumpy Tim said:Spot on Wilko. I can't stand people who are late. And the issue is, us considerate people end up being 10 minutes early because we don't want to be RUDE, and then some
I remember I had a family party to go to the day before I was leaving to go to Sydney. Before I joined the party I agreed to say goodbye to my best mates who I've known for 15 years. We were all there, but one guy (who lived 5 minutes from the venue) didn't turn up for an hour. I had to leave, but was dragged down to his house to say Goodbye. And what was he doing?? He was playing Grand Turismo with his younger brother. His excuse, "I lost track of time". What a
In fact, any sort of unreliability winds me up no end. I split up with my ex for that one reason. That'll teach her for being the most forgetful woman in the world. Write things down you dimwit
I'll third those sentiments. I hate being late anywhere and make a real effort to leave plenty of time, this means I'm early to most places. People who are late really annoy me, especially if this consequently makes me late. I find it inconsiderate and just damn rude.
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people who stick there noses up at me , or who when i do them a favour don't say 'thank you' or say it half arsed/rudely
Re: Re: O/T Liittle things that irritate the hell out of you
You beat me to it Chesh! Imagine the scene - walking home from work (not that late but it's dark). The minute you turn on to the pavement you hear the tinkling of a bell and a Japanese woman of indeterminant years on a pushbike is 6 inches from your arse. She is carrying two shopping bags in one hand, an umbrella under her other arm and is dinging her bell for you to get out of the way despite the fact that it's darker than Hades and she has no lights.
And legally, here, she's in the right
Shizuoka Dolphin said:
You beat me to it Chesh! Imagine the scene - walking home from work (not that late but it's dark). The minute you turn on to the pavement you hear the tinkling of a bell and a Japanese woman of indeterminant years on a pushbike is 6 inches from your arse. She is carrying two shopping bags in one hand, an umbrella under her other arm and is dinging her bell for you to get out of the way despite the fact that it's darker than Hades and she has no lights.
And legally, here, she's in the right
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-Stupid little schoolboys on their mopeds, who weave in and out of the traffic in the mornings to get to the front of the traffic light queue. And then hold everyone up when the lights turn green as they have to thrash their crappy little hair-dryer powered bikes in order to reach 25mph.
-Vanessa Feltz (does she count as a "little thing"?)
-The particularly thick brand of people who appear on Tricia, and are evidently too stupid to sort out any of their problems or have a barely intelligent conversation, without appearing on national TV. Slow witted Brummies and scousers in the audience look on sympathetically as Sharon (Husband Treats Her Like A House Slave), tests her brain cells to the extreme as she tries to work out whether she should leave him.
-Stupid little schoolboys on their mopeds, who weave in and out of the traffic in the mornings to get to the front of the traffic light queue. And then hold everyone up when the lights turn green as they have to thrash their crappy little hair-dryer powered bikes in order to reach 25mph.
-Vanessa Feltz (does she count as a "little thing"?)
-The particularly thick brand of people who appear on Tricia, and are evidently too stupid to sort out any of their problems or have a barely intelligent conversation, without appearing on national TV. Slow witted Brummies and scousers in the audience look on sympathetically as Sharon (Husband Treats Her Like A House Slave), tests her brain cells to the extreme as she tries to work out whether she should leave him.
edna krabappel said:
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
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edna krabappel said:
Oh edna you HAVE to go and see "Jerry Springer - The Opera" It's the funniest thing I've seen all year. They even give you badges afterwards!! Mine says "Chick with a dick"