O/T Liittle things that irritate the hell out of you

[fatboy]

That I keep typing ; instead of '

 

[Wilko]

That I keep typing ; instead of '

Good one fatboy ! I keep on hitting the caps lock instead of the A key on my laptop so have my sentences LOOK LIKE THIS - grrrrr

 

[poke]

since my computer got fixed for a virus whenever i press the @ key it comes up as ". and the pound sign comes up as #. and i cant find the pound sign on the keyboard

 

[fatboy]

Go and shout at some bouncers.

That normally solves problems!!

 

[Rambo]

Mainly mobile phone related for me;

"I'm on the train....hello?...hello?....yeah, I'M ON THE TRAIN....no, we're just going through a tunnel....I said I'm on the train...hello?" ad nauseum.

People who use their mobiles to 'phone OUT while watching a film (this happens particularly frequently at the Streatham Odeon, don't go there!) are even more annoying than those who forget to switch them off and get incoming calls.

Six people sitting in a pub. All six of them on the mobile, either 'phoning or texting people who are not at the pub. They are not talking to each other. This is something else I've seen more than once. Why did they bother meeting up in the first place?

As is fairly clear I don't like mobiles! Also soap operas - all of them. They're banned in my house!

Iam totally with you on this one Herne Hill Seagull. Mobile phones do my bloody head in. Specifically the 6 people in the pub. Why the f*** dont they just go out with the people they are texting.
If anyone texts in my presence I will severely batter them, I find it incredibly rude.

People who are always in a rush, everybody is always racing to get everywhere and if you get in their way there is hell to pay!
See - Walking slow, cutting in safe spaces on motorways, queues etc etc.

Kids who ride their bikes in the middle of the road and refuse to get out of the way of cars, when you finally get round them they just stare at you, thinking they are so very hard (which of course they are not).

Kids who abuse pensioners in the street.

Kids who have no respect for anyone.

Parents who dont bring their kids up to not abuse pensioners in the street and not have any respect for anyone else.

 

[bhaexpress]

since my computer got fixed for a virus whenever i press the @ key it comes up as ". and the pound sign comes up as #. and i cant find the pound sign on the keyboard

Yeah well, depending what you had fixed I think you'll find you have a US Keyboard setting on a UK keyboard. PM me ifyou need any help.

 

[bhaexpress]

Another little annoyance are people who stand right in front of the exit gates from the arrivals hall at the airport and 'Greet each other'. GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN' WAY I'VE BEEN ON A PLANE FOR NINE HOURS !

Does rather get to me as I've just realised that I've been on 15 different planes to Seven different airports this year.

 

[Brady's Old Lady]

The gangs of idiots who stand in WH Smiths reading every f ing magazine on the rack. I can't even get to the rack to see if the magazines I want to BUY is in!! Happened to me last night at London Bridge station. I politely asked a couple of these geeks to excuse me, they looked at me like I'd crawled out of a hole!!!!

 

[Rambo]

People who dont listen to what you are saying, you can see them waiting to get their next sentance in and you havent finished, you know damn well they have not listened to a word you have said.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Air fresheners. And the names they have, like 'meadow blossom'. NO MATE, It smells like chemicals in a can and when you mix it with the shitty smell in the bathroom its even worse. 'Plug it in plug it in' - Grrr. And it makes me cough.

Crockery that has instructions written on it.
For example, bowls that say 'Soup' or 'Pasta', or mugs that say 'Tea' or 'Coffee'. NO MATE, I'll use it for whatever I want. Mug of tango anyone?

Fat birds that say food is 'moorish'.
NO MATE, youre fat and you like chocolate, you greedy bitch. Its not the food that is moorish, its your fat greedy belly.

 

[fatboy]

When you find out your bird has been banging one of your mates.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Air fresheners. And the names they have, like 'meadow blossom'. NO MATE, It smells like chemicals in a can and when you mix it with the shitty smell in the bathroom its even worse. 'Plug it in plug it in' - Grrr. And it makes me cough.

Crockery that has instructions written on it.
For example, bowls that say 'Soup' or 'Pasta', or mugs that say 'Tea' or 'Coffee'. NO MATE, I'll use it for whatever I want. Mug of tango anyone?

Fat birds that say food is 'moorish'.
NO MATE, youre fat and you like chocolate, you greedy bitch. Its not the food that is moorish, its your fat greedy belly.

A well thought out and meaningful response there, agree about the crockery thoguh sometimes i feel guilty drinking tea out of a mug with coffee written on it. I know i shouldn't but i do.

 

[Dunkstar]

I dunno if this has been said before but Danny Seagull's Michael Jackson Impressions get irritating after about the 10th one.

 

[fatboy]

I dunno if this has been said before but Danny Seagull's Michael Jackson Impressions get irritating after about the 10th one.

Bloody hell mate, I'm surprised no one said that!

Good call.

 

[chemical brother]

My penis.

xx

 

[bhaexpress]

Ever tried using KY ? Twatty told me it's very good.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

When you get delinquent kids in the paper or on TV who have been suspended/expelled/given detention for basically being little bastards, and their lazy, thick parents get all aggressive, claim their kids are "just boisterous and would never do x, y or z" that they've been accused of, then threaten to sue the school for breaching the kid's human rights by keeping him in detention.

No wonder kids do what they want if their parents back them up every time they do something wrong.

It's most pathetic when the parents allow their 13 year old offspring to shave all their hair off or dye it green, get a tattoo and pierce their nose, ears, eyebrows and nipples, then complain when the school sends them home for breaking uniform rules.

 

[Braders]

Air fresheners. And the names they have, like 'meadow blossom'. NO MATE, It smells like chemicals in a can and when you mix it with the shitty smell in the bathroom its even worse. 'Plug it in plug it in' - Grrr. And it makes me cough.

Crockery that has instructions written on it.
For example, bowls that say 'Soup' or 'Pasta', or mugs that say 'Tea' or 'Coffee'. NO MATE, I'll use it for whatever I want. Mug of tango anyone?

Fat birds that say food is 'moorish'.
NO MATE, youre fat and you like chocolate, you greedy bitch. Its not the food that is moorish, its your fat greedy belly.

brilliant

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Tim Henman, and the tragic army of posh middle aged women who waste their time getting excited about this prize loser for two weeks, every single year.

 

[FG aka Football Genius.]

the amount of money in DICK TIGHTS pocket