NSC New Year Log

[Lady Bracknell]

Put it to the vote, Race. Then we'll see if the motion is carried....

 

[Yorkie]

Put it to the vote, Race. Then we'll see if the motion is carried....

 

[Hiney]

amanda and sid with poppy and georgina. they used to live in our close b4 moving to yours.

the other side to you i dont know the names but they r relatives of our neighbours (who we hate!!) and they regulary wake the tank up (not good prep for a match is it?) on a friday night cos she's always round there drinking spends more time there than in her own house! so if you know them put them straight will you lol

our kids got to Wildern Frankii 14 (shes in Yr 10) and Jamie 8 year 3 goes to Berrywood.

there are a few other mums kids as well in your close I know but not sure of their names!

Sid & Amanda are really nice and the children are lovely. Everyone will be pleaed to know that these are not the people my lovely wife and I had an altercation with earlier in the year

I'll have a word with Angela, don't worry can't have the man woken up before a match!!

Ben is Head Boy at Wildern btw so we can get any of Frankii's detentions cancelled - ha ha ha

 

[Race]

angela is that her name? she has an older boy who drives a red peugeot and is a right ugly so and so? he and his delightful cousin who lives next door tried to shoot me and my dog in my own back garden! hence 'we hate our neighbours'! (we did hate them long before that but that was the final straw!)

frankii doesnt get detentions, shes a good girl

im not sure why steve claridge would come all the way over to Botley for a curry, so he must like it then!

 

[Braders]

isn't it weird


interesting threads are full of shit


now are shit thread is full of interesting things

 

[Hiney]

she has an older boy who drives a red peugeot and is a right ugly so and so? he and his delightful cousin who lives next door tried to shoot me and my dog in my own back garden! hence 'we hate our neighbours'! (we did hate them long before that but that was the final straw!)

That would be Steven - at least you didn't have to suffer his woeful attempts at becoming a Drum'n'Bass DJ - not a good sound

I think they've just sold their house so you could be spared the Friday night sessions soon - unless they move in with the relatives

 

[Hiney]

Not that listening to Drum'n'Bass is worse than being shot at of course

 

[Lady Bracknell]

In my ignorance, I always thought Southampton was a dull sort of place. But it's positively SEETHING with domestic drama from the sounds of it. Why hasn't someone produced "Southampton - the Soap Opera" yet?

 

[Race]

no but we suffer his cousin trying to do exactly the same thing! its woeful!! he thinks hes a gangster rapper and me and tank have pissed ourselves many a time listening to him! Luckily it only happens when his mother has dragged her fat arse out of the house (which only happens about once a week thank god!!) and he turns up the volume!

we are hopefully moving this year anyway and I would like to put the noisiest tennants in here as is possible! just to our own back!

 

[Race]

thats what happens when you move from London to a dull sort of a place like southampton.......ite even worse

 

[Hiney]

no but we suffer his cousin trying to do exactly the same thing! its woeful!! he thinks hes a gangster rapper and me and tank have pissed ourselves many a time listening to him! Luckily it only happens when his mother has dragged her fat arse out of the house (which only happens about once a week thank god!!) and he turns up the volume!

we are hopefully moving this year anyway and I would like to put the noisiest tennants in here as is possible! just to our own back!

 

[Race]

btw who was it then that you mrs hiney had an altercation with? was it a grange park resident..........i might know them

 

[Lady Bracknell]

we are hopefully moving this year anyway and I would like to put the noisiest tennants in here as is possible! just to our own back!

Kev the Ape and his bird might do the trick for you. If she emerges victorious from her encounter with the Whitehawk Massive, that is.

 

[Race]

good thinking..........they can party all they like and invite all their delightful crew round for tea! and im sure after her bout with the Whitehawk Massive she can more than take on the ugly gorillia next door!

they have to look the part though...... a cross between an essex chav, the royle family and shamless!! that should go down well

 

[Hiney]

btw who was it then that you mrs hiney had an altercation with? was it a grange park resident..........i might know them

They live opposite us and Sid & Amanda - moved last year from West End

Nasty people - see NSC Gold for details!!!!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

they have to look the part though...... a cross between an essex chav, the royle family and shamless!! that should go down well

I doubt the dress code will be a problem!!

 

[Thimble Keegan]

I have had my first shit of 2005 this evening and it was somewhat runny which I am laying the blame firmly at the feet of the chicken balti pie I had at half time-today.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[Race]

chicken balti in a pie?.......sounds gross eeeewwww no wonder u have the trots lol

 

[Thimble Keegan]

chicken balti in a pie?.......sounds gross eeeewwww no wonder u have the trots lol

That's nothing I once ate a dodgy Chinese one evening and the next day I had 12 shits and 6 of those were before 11:00am.

By the time the 8th came round it was really starting to hurt.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[Race]

charming story that