NSC New Year Log

[Virgo's Haircut]

Around 4pm and about 6.5/10

 

[Race]

Hiney we go the Purbani in Botley too! its just down the road!

 

[Dawsey]

Am I the only person still waiting

 

[Hiney]

Hiney we go the Purbani in Botley too! its just down the road!

Cool

Hang-out of the stars we did see one Steve Claridge in there a while back, sneaking in for an early evening crafty curry!

We're in Hedge End btw

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

ive just destroed the toilet again

 

[Race]

we live in hedge end!

hiney you dont live in Brunel Close do you?

 

[Hiney]

we live in hedge end!

hiney you dont live in Brunel Close do you?

Bloody Hell - YES

I'm really scared now!!!

Are you stalking us

 

[The Large One]

Oi! No stalking!

You weren't the nutter that Mrs Hiney wanted to give a good shoeing to were you? In fact, WTF are you and 'The Tank' doing 70 miles away?

 

[brighton rock]

watched a load of poo between 3 and 5 does that count

 

[Race]

lol not stalking but i cycle past your house sometimes and i noticed BHA stickers in the car! i know your neighbours too lol

do you have kids, do they go to the local schools?

and u have a bigger house than us

 

[Race]

actually tank did meet some other bha fans at some function or another and they live in Upper or Lower St Helens! so there r a few BHA fans in sunny southampton then!

and we live 70 miles away cos on his wages we couldnt afford to live in Brighton....even if we wanted to lol!

 

[Hiney]

lol not stalking but i cycle past your house sometimes and i noticed BHA stickers in the car! i know your neighbours too lol

do you have kids, do they go to the local schools?

and u have a bigger house than us

Blimey - small world!!

Yep, 4 kids, Ben (15) at Wildern, Sophie (12) also at Wildern, Fraser (nearly 4) will go to Berrywood in September and Macy 2 and a half

btw, which of our neighbours do you know, so we can get even friendlier on the off chance of tickets

 

[Yorkie]

watched a load of poo between 3 and 5 does that count

Give up watching Palace and join us Rocky. You know you want to

 

[brighton rock]

Give up watching Palace and join us Rocky. You know you want to

villa next on monday can't wait

 

[Braders]

just had my first dump of 2005


very very painful

2/10

 

[Race]

amanda and sid with poppy and georgina. they used to live in our close b4 moving to yours.

the other side to you i dont know the names but they r relatives of our neighbours (who we hate!!) and they regulary wake the tank up (not good prep for a match is it?) on a friday night cos she's always round there drinking spends more time there than in her own house! so if you know them put them straight will you lol

our kids got to Wildern Frankii 14 (shes in Yr 10) and Jamie 8 year 3 goes to Berrywood.

there are a few other mums kids as well in your close I know but not sure of their names!

 

[El Presidente]

This is a poo thread, can all fans of friendsreunited please get off now

 

[Race]

i have discussed poo and in great detail, this is just a consequence of this turd thread!

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Isn't NSC wonderful?

Where else could Tales of New Year Turds move so smoothly on to include childbirth, stalking, the disgraceful state of defender's wages, and primary schools in Southampton?

 

[Race]

well its got to be better than joining with the 'first wank of 2005' thread!!! eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww