NSC New Year Log

[The Great Cornholio]

Have had two already, both black as the ace of spades, I used so much bog roll on the second one the bog got blocked and all the tarmac came upto the top

Too much red wine for you then, young man. I had that the other week. Hadn't really drunk red wine ever. Then to have a bottle and a half on top of a couple of pints was a bad move. I doubt I'll ever be allowed in the City Inn again. Poor maid.

 

[Hiney]

An immensely satisfying motion at approximately 1.15pm

Smooth exit followed by a very tidy wipe.

Marvellous

I thank you

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Bout two hours ago after I woke up. Two words:

The runs.

 

[dougdeep]

What a shit thread this is!

 

[El Presidente]

5 lumps, all in the small to medium category, all floaters. Like everything else to do with New Years Day a slight anti-climax. Clean wipe though with no clag related smears to report.

Overall 5/10, looking forward to some ShanksBusters during the next few days as go for a detox.

 

[London Irish]

At one and one-half years, the child enters the anal stage. With the advent of toilet training comes the child's obsession with the erogenous zone of the anus and with the retention or expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic conflict between the id, which derives pleasure from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and superego, which represent the practical and societal pressures to control the bodily functions. The child meets the conflict between the parent's demands and the child's desires and physical capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting maliciously, perhaps just before or just after being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure and success from this expulsion, it will result in the formation of an anal expulsive character. This character is generally messy, disorganized, reckless, careless, and defiant.

 

[Chicken Run]

At one and one-half years, the child enters the anal stage. With the advent of toilet training comes the child's obsession with the erogenous zone of the anus and with the retention or expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic conflict between the id, which derives pleasure from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and superego, which represent the practical and societal pressures to control the bodily functions. The child meets the conflict between the parent's demands and the child's desires and physical capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting maliciously, perhaps just before or just after being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure and success from this expulsion, it will result in the formation of an anal expulsive character. This character is generally messy, disorganized, reckless, careless, and defiant.

 

[bhaexpress]

5 lumps, all in the small to medium category, all floaters. Like everything else to do with New Years Day a slight anti-climax. Clean wipe though with no clag related smears to report.

Overall 5/10, looking forward to some ShanksBusters during the next few days as go for a detox.

 

[bhaexpress]

El Pres, be happy yhat they were all floaters as this shows that you have plenty of fibre in your diet.

 

[El Presidente]

El Pres, be happy yhat they were all floaters as this shows that you have plenty of fibre in your diet.

I thought that floaters were a sign of too much fat in the diet?

 

[Race]

floaters are good.....its the logs that disappear without a trace that are bad!

poo should float, and be conker coloured and no wiping should be necessary, as need for toilet paper means it is sticking to your colon lol!

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

 

[Yorkie]

Lol Race

I went at 7am this morning and had a darn good clearout. The fact that I sat and eat grapes and figs yesterday evening probably helped enormously.

Satisfaction 7/10.

 

[Race]

im no expert on poo but that is what my colonic hydrotherapsit has told me! unfortunately figs and grapes just dont do it for me!

 

[Yorkie]

im no expert on poo but that is what my colonic hydrotherapsit has told me! unfortunately figs and grapes just dont do it for me!

Colonic hydrotherapist? You pay to have an enema

I hated those when I was in childbirth (now watch all the men switch off this thread )

 

[Race]

well the men have gone into great detail about texture, quantity and consistency so they shouldnt mind really!

its the most expensve laxative i have ever had but well worth it, nothing like having a nice shiny clean colon!!!

p.s. they dont do enemas now during child birth....they just let u shat yourself instead!

 

[Yorkie]

I'm glad that figs and grapes work for me

The worst must be a barium enema. You produce whitish grey motions for a couple of days afterwards.

 

[Race]

like the white chalky dog poo u used to find on pavements?!!! lol

 

[Strike]

Ah I am so scared to say any comments about Guy Butters now with Race here.

 

[Race]

dont be scared...............be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Hiney]

im no expert on poo but that is what my colonic hydrotherapsit has told me! unfortunately figs and grapes just dont do it for me!

My colonic Hydrotherapist is the Chef at The Purbani in Botley