Not sure how true, but funny…..

[Mr Bridger]

This is true and I like to think it's funny as well.

This morning I was having a shower ( form an orderly queue ladies) when I happened to notice a big brown lump in the middle of my back garden.

Obviously I have no idea what it was due to the bathroom window.

I opened said window to see a fox in the middle of the lawn.

All I could find to luzz was an old Gillette razor.

The razor landed short, startling foxy but nothing more.

He headed over to it.
Picked it up in his mouth.
Then
Vaulted back over the 6ft fence.


I assume tomorrow morning he'll be back asking for some shaving cream.

Why Gillette him get away

 

[BN9 BHA]

Why Gillette him get away

 

[Shooting Star]

will learn ‘em!

Completely off topic but do you happen to originally be from Suffolk using that phrase?

 

[wellquickwoody]

Completely off topic but do you happen to originally be from Suffolk using that phrase?

Err, no.

Thought if was a generic term?

 

[Sheebo]

If this was the other way round and our chair lugging vandals doing this I’d be shocked and expect a huge thread and it would put me off supporting my country. This example isn’t of interest though.

#GuardianNSCClub

 

[BN9 BHA]

Tediously unfunny gammony shit like this is part of the reason being English is so embarrassing these days. No surprise the OP was the one who posted it.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

OK, I meant, or should have typed, that the third pic was the funny one.

The idea being that the Italians were being offensive, and the English responded with a pizza insult. Anyway, a joke explained ain’t funny.

Unlike two posts which really did make me laugh at their respective authors.

Great thread mate

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

When you start a thread and have to actually tell people it’s funny in the thread title

…..and then have to explain the “joke”.

 

[Dick Head]

This, even if I'm less bothered about England winning than I once was. I wish I felt tense about tomorrow, but I just don't. Not anymore.

Tediously unfunny gammony shit like this is part of the reason being English is so embarrassing these days. No surprise the OP was the one who posted it.

No surprise to me either. All threads are posted by the OP.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Err, no.

Thought if was a generic term?

Will teach them ! , but never heard will learn ‘em! sounds like something a chav would say thinking it was right.

 

[BN9 BHA]

No surprise to me either. All threads are posted by the OP.

Now that is funny

 

[Baker lite]

Simster says he’s embarrassed to be English and Vaga’s quotes him and informs him ‘what a load of crap’ he’s not criticising the OP [emoji2357]


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I’m embarrassed that Simster is English also.


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[Shooting Star]

Err, no.

Thought if was a generic term?

Ah, it’s used a lot here in Suffolk but never heard it used anywhere else!

 

[wellquickwoody]

Will teach them ! , but never heard will learn ‘em! sounds like something a chav would say thinking it was right.

Whoosh!

 

[sydney]

pineapple on pizza ....big thumbs down from me , fresh pineapple yes , hot/cooked pineapple...nah.

 

[pastafarian]

Love it when English people are embarrassed about being English.
They are a minority bunch and it simply means they are struggling to comprehend that their views are not mainstream.

Anyway, pineapple does not work well on Gammon, its all sorts of wrong, always was and always will be.
Come on England

Its coming home!

 

[rogersix]

OK, I meant, or should have typed, that the third pic was the funny one.

The idea being that the Italians were being offensive, and the English responded with a pizza insult. Anyway, a joke explained ain’t funny.

Unlike two posts which really did make me laugh at their respective authors.

funny is clearly not your thing

 

[rogersix]

I’m embarrassed that Simster is English also.


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did you get clearance from das reich to type that?

regards

DR

 

[schmunk]

.

Anyway, pineapple does not work well on Gammon, its all sorts of wrong, always was and always will be.

Fresh (not cooked) pineapple contains Bromelain, an enzyme which tenderises meat. That's why it is traditionally used on stringy-ol' Gammon.

 

[wellquickwoody]

Nearly got complete Knitting Club attendance now………..