Not sure how true, but funny…..

[vagabond]

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Tediously unfunny gammony shit like this is part of the reason being English is so embarrassing these days.

What a load of crap.

 

[SeagullinExile]

The first [two] are a bit dated now - several chaps did take up this challenge and it cost poor Freddie his life - so he was fvcked and then properly fvcked [with AIDS]

Pineapple is a fruit and I know of no other fruit that is served on a pizza - so that tells me it's WRONG! - and don't start the "Tomato is a fruit" debate either ....

Ahem...Olives?

 

[The Clamp]

Always amusing when a gammon tries a gammony thread outside of the bear pit. Always falls on its arse. Sometimes I don’t think they really get this is a Brighton board, one of the most tolerant places in the U.K. and the vast majority of us are not impressed by this crap.

 

[Fungus]

Ahem...Olives?

Avocado?

 

[Simster]

What a load of crap.

Your regular feeble attempts at one upmanship over me simply because I've called you out for your "look at me" drivel is a source of great amusement. It's so, well, DESPERATE. [emoji38]ol:

 

[KeegansHairPiece]

Always amusing when a gammon tries a gammony thread outside of the bear pit. Always falls on its arse. Sometimes I don’t think they really get this is a Brighton board, one of the most tolerant places in the U.K. and the vast majority of us are not impressed by this crap.

When you start a thread and have to actually tell people it’s funny in the thread title

 

[vagabond]

Your regular feeble attempts at one upmanship over me simply because I've called you out for your "look at me" drivel is a source of great amusement. It's so, well, DESPERATE. [emoji38]ol:

And what have I done that’s look at me, and to deserve your aggressive unpleasantness?

Start a thread?

 

[Swansman]

OK, I meant, or should have typed, that the third pic was the funny one.

The idea being that the Italians were being offensive, and the English responded with a pizza insult. Anyway, a joke explained ain’t funny.

Unlike two posts which really did make me laugh at their respective authors.

A boring joke also isnt funny.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Your regular feeble attempts at one upmanship over me simply because I've called you out for your "look at me" drivel is a source of great amusement. It's so, well, DESPERATE. [emoji38]ol:

I think [MENTION=38362]vagabond[/MENTION] is criticising the OP, not the criticism of the OP. I'm sure he can clarify

 

[Pevenseagull]

 

[Chicken Run]

I think [MENTION=38362]vagabond[/MENTION] is criticising the OP, not the criticism of the OP. I'm sure he can clarify

Simster says he’s embarrassed to be English and Vaga’s quotes him and informs him ‘what a load of crap’ he’s not criticising the OP [emoji2357]


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[Baldseagull]

The first [two] are a bit dated now - several chaps did take up this challenge and it cost poor Freddie his life - so he was fvcked and then properly fvcked [with AIDS]

Pineapple is a fruit and I know of no other fruit that is served on a pizza - so that tells me it's WRONG! - and don't start the "Tomato is a fruit" debate either ....

I wouldn't put an orange on a piece of Gammon either, but pineapple works.

 

[Hamilton]

If we win, I promise to never have pineapple on pizza again.


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[Stat Brother]

This is true and I like to think it's funny as well.

This morning I was having a shower ( form an orderly queue ladies) when I happened to notice a big brown lump in the middle of my back garden.

Obviously I have no idea what it was due to the bathroom window.

I opened said window to see a fox in the middle of the lawn.

All I could find to luzz was an old Gillette razor.

The razor landed short, startling foxy but nothing more.

He headed over to it.
Picked it up in his mouth.
Then
Vaulted back over the 6ft fence.


I assume tomorrow morning he'll be back asking for some shaving cream.

 

[StonehamPark]

I don't know why we're getting so much shit over the pineapple on pizza thing. The Hawaiians started it.

Not to be a pedant, but for some reason or another, it was a Canadian masochist who came up with the punishment.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Not to be a pedant, but for some reason or another, it was a Canadian masochist who came up with the punishment.

Top pointless facting

 

[smillie's garden]

This is true and I like to think it's funny as well.

This morning I was having a shower ( form an orderly queue ladies) when I happened to notice a big brown lump in the middle of my back garden.

Obviously I have no idea what it was due to the bathroom window.

I opened said window to see a fox in the middle of the lawn.

All I could find to luzz was an old Gillette razor.

The razor landed short, startling foxy but nothing more.

He headed over to it.
Picked it up in his mouth.
Then
Vaulted back over the 6ft fence.


I assume tomorrow morning he'll be back asking for some shaving cream.

But he won't need a brush. Boom boom!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I wouldn't put an orange on a piece of Gammon either, but pineapple works.

Are you sure he has the skills to balance to on his head?

 

[Fungus]

This morning I was having a shower ... when I happened to notice a big brown lump in the middle of my back garden.

 

[BN9 BHA]

I opened said window to see a fox in the middle of the lawn.

All I could find to luzz was an old Gillette razor.

The razor landed short, startling foxy but nothing more.

The fox had a close shave