New legislation regulating pornography

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Apparently the Government are making to look illegal:

Pictures and videos that show spanking, whipping or caning that leaves marks, and sex acts involving urination, female ejaculation or menstruation as well as sex in public. Four finger knuckle shuffles are also in the bin.

You will also need to verify your age before getting greasy on the web.

A kick in the balls for wankers everywhere (but don't actually video a kick in the balls)

 

[AmexRuislip]

Apparently the Government are making to look illegal:

Pictures and videos that show spanking, whipping or caning that leaves marks, and sex acts

An average day in the life of an MP

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Verify your age ?? Ahhh if 18 ok but if you are under that it,s a No No.

 

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An average day in the life of an MP

Does seem a bit like turkeys voting for Christmas.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Full Sexual Intercourse at 16 is Legal. You could'nt make it up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I don't understand the 'verify your age' thing. Will it be like iPlayer whereby a screen asks if you have a license and then asks if you're over 16 for certain programmes?

 

[el punal]

Oh shit! That means my weekly trip to Mistress Discipline is buggered . . . . I think I might have to rephrase that.

 

[ofco8]

Blimey, they will have to set up special courts just to deal with all these cases. Police say they are under to much pressure already!!!

 

[Jack Straw]

Phew. I'm glad dwarfs and fur aren't mentioned!

 

[Fungus]

I've been meaning to look for a new hobby.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Is Vaseline Vaz IN CHARGE ?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

I don't understand the 'verify your age' thing. Will it be like iPlayer whereby a screen asks if you have a license and then asks if you're over 16 for certain programmes?

Might be like gambling websites? I.e. send in a scan of your passport, no chance I'm doing that to some dodgy purveyors of porn. Back to the lingerie section of department store catalogues.

 

[Ernest]

[MENTION=31]El Presidente[/MENTION] has just DELETED 99% of his HARD drive

 

[NooBHA]

Apparently the Government are making to look illegal:

Pictures and videos that show spanking, whipping or caning that leaves marks, and sex acts involving urination, female ejaculation or menstruation as well as sex in public. Four finger knuckle shuffles are also in the bin.

You will also need to verify your age before getting greasy on the web.

A kick in the balls for wankers everywhere (but don't actually video a kick in the balls)

What date is it due to come in ? Im gonna cram in lots lots of self abuse before it becomes law and get it all out of my system, quite literally

 

[The_Viper]

Todays risky click of the day at work is this thread.

 

[ManOfSussex]

 

[dazzer6666]

Shares in Kleenex have plummetted

 

[Sussexscots]

Seemingly the mechanics of the law are to be applied by the British Board of Film Censors and will potentially block sites which display "unconventional" sexual activity.


Before such law becomes statute. I'd be interested to hear from our MP's what sexual activity they as individuals would define as unconventional. We're always being encouraged as a nation by our lords and masters to "embrace our diversity". Not in the sexual realm it seems.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Shares in Kleenex have plummetted

Conversely sales of the Freeman's catalogue have gone through the roof.

 

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The bill can be found here:

http://services.parliament.uk/bills/2016-17/onlinesafety.html