Trufflehound
Re-enfranchised
I was Elvis in another life
Dad? It's Lisa-Marie here.
You'll never guess who I saw mum snogging in the pub last NYE...
I was Elvis in another life
I served George Bush Snr a pint in a pub.
This has been brilliant, wasted at least 20 minutes at work this afternoon reading these pages.
My Grandad used to own 70% of the Banana plants in the Canary Islands, now he's gone, my uncle runs it all. One day it will be mine.
I own 100% of all the banana plants on Canvey Island
Demolition?
The skin on my right ear is soft and flooy and i can fold it up and stick it inside my ear and it stays in.
Also my best mate Dave at school w*nked a donkey off in a field with a stick for a quid.
My testicles WEIGH 10 stones