Superphil
Dismember
I'll name an odd fact about me Dave.
I kissed priscilla Presley last New Year's Eve in East Sussex. Bit of a trout pout but still in good nick for her age, uh huh!
Seriously?
Have you contacted the Guinness Book of Records?
I shared a kitkat with Jimmy Case (not a euphemism)
Mine is i now have no belly button , after an operation last year . Still feels very weird !
I showed pornography to some nuns.
I've knocked one out on the forecourt of Buckingham palace (100%true)
I've was banned from the Amex.