Mackenzie
Old Brightonian
My name is completely unique, there isn't another one of me anywhere in the World.
It led to a lifetime off it, actually. I only got into whisky about 3 years ago!That is remarkable. Most adults can't stand the taste of neat whisky, so it is very impressive that you persevered.
Did it lead to a lifetime on the bottle?
It led to a lifetime off it, actually. I only got into whisky about 3 years ago!
And I remember drinking it as a 4 year old to this day - I had been dragged out of bed at 5.30 by a girl (the 4 y/o daughter of a couple who had stayed over that evening). She was thirsty and we went downstairs. A few bottles were out on the dining room table, and I had gone for the dark bottle. I still remember the fumes as I tipped it down by throat.
Helen, for that was her name, shortly decided to knock on my parents bedroom door. When they heard I had "drunk something", they bolted out of bed and found me in a pile of vomit on the carpet at the bottom of the stairs. I was whisked off to hospital and didn't wake up for 3 days. Apparently, my sweat still stank of whisky months later - most noticeably at my first school sportsday.
They did, and some of the authorities were particularly unamused at the fact that drink had been left out.Not funny really but that is one hell of an anecdote. BRILLIANT! Your folks must have felt guilty leaving out that bottle.
So, she was thirsty?It led to a lifetime off it, actually. I only got into whisky about 3 years ago!
And I remember drinking it as a 4 year old to this day - I had been dragged out of bed at 5.30 by a girl (the 4 y/o daughter of a couple who had stayed over that evening). She was thirsty and we went downstairs. A few bottles were out on the dining room table, and I had gone for the dark bottle. I still remember the fumes as I tipped it down by throat.
Helen, for that was her name, shortly decided to knock on my parents bedroom door. When they heard I had "drunk something", they bolted out of bed and found me in a pile of vomit on the carpet at the bottom of the stairs. I was whisked off to hospital and didn't wake up for 3 days. Apparently, my sweat still stank of whisky months later - most noticeably at my first school sportsday.
Tonic water! Then moved onto water from the TAP (apparently).So, she was thirsty?
What did she end up drinking?
Oh and I have a three ball sack and I can twist my helmet round 180 degrees.
A company which I partly own, has been accused by conspiracy theorists, of having something to do with the bomb on the Tavistock Square bus, on 7/7.
David Beckham is my second cousin once-removed.
I own 100% of all the banana plants on Canvey IslandThis has been brilliant, wasted at least 20 minutes at work this afternoon reading these pages.
My Grandad used to own 70% of the Banana plants in the Canary Islands, now he's gone, my uncle runs it all. One day it will be mine.
So she wasn't in the kings arms at rotherfield then? Must have a twin sister also called priscilla then with a daughter called Lisa.