Most freak injury that has occured to you?

[Edward Scissorhands]

Broke my toe whilst I was asleep. Don't ask me how, I don't even know.

 

[Bakesy]

or was it Boy Georges' korma korma korma korma korma kormaleon

No it was definately Fat Les...........Vindaloo

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

sadly while listening to these songs the naan had a big accident. luckily her next door neighbour heard the fracas and TIKKA to the hospital

 

[pasty]

But it was okay as it turned out to be a PHALse alarm

 

[Brixtaan]

Trod on a rusty nail in January, no football till a month ago.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Broke my toe whilst I was asleep. Don't ask me how, I don't even know.

im so pissed right now, i laughted my seldf sillier than i already am

 

[Hilton]

Broke my arm by swatting a wasp.

 

[Cian]

Broke a toe the same time as I seriously did in my knee in a bike accident - however, I can tell how I did my knee in. The toe just seemed to break in sympathy or something - nothing hit it, it didn't hit anything or get bent or anything

I've broken the same damn toe three times since, twice walking into the SAME door post.

 

[maffew]

dislocated my shoulder unlocking my bike. was ok though as was pissed then rode it 5 miles home. not ok in the morning

 

[tedebear]

I've dislocated my shoulder putting my cardigan on...and rolling over in bed to name a few times....

my toes pop out at the stupidest moments....

I'm scared my hip is going to dislocate when our baby decides to come along!!

 

[Scarface]

Trying desperately to keep a ball in play I hooked it over my shoulder and as I put my foot back on the ground it twisted over a sandbag. Heard too many cracks to count and was the most pain I have ever been in, swelled up like a bastard I could hardly get my football sock off. My ankle was the same width as my calf and my foot went black along the side. Couldnt walk for a week and a few days after doing it I woke up in the middle of the night with my foot killing me rather than my ankle which scared me a bit. Most people thought it was probably broken and to this day still tell me off for not going to hospital, probably should have because it still hurts sometimes when I kick a ball with the outside of my foot.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Fell down the stairs in the Paradox when intoxicated, making sure I bounced off every step en route with either my head or my arse. Just to make sure everyone saw the DJ put the spotlight on me as well when I hit the bottom... I had a GREEN bruise the size of a dinner plate on my back for a month afterwards.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Dislocated my thumb carrying a canoe...

 

[sully]

I had a major wipe-out whilst ice-skating last year. The thud when I hit the deck made the attendant think I'd killed myself, as he looked surprised when I got up.

I had broken a couple of ribs and my leg was seriously bruised by having my mobile phone, keys and cash thrust into it at a huge rate of knots. I couldn't walk properly for about 2 weeks and the bruise was humungous.



I also fell onto a train about 3½ years ago, and the front of my shin is still purple and not properly healed.



Probably the funniest (but most costly) was getting stuck in the exit of a climb that goes through a hole at Bowles Outdoor Centre in Eridge. I got stuck in a slightly leaning back position for a very long time and by the time I'd extracted myself, I was in agony. Spent about 3 months visiting the osteopath on a weekly basis to sort my back out.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

im so pissed right now, i laughted my seldf sillier than i already am

It's funny now....but at the time...

It's still a funny shape now.

Also broke my little finger playing basketball at school, and in goal

 

[Tazman]

Out with a mate in Bristol many years ago, I was slightly was for drinkiepoos and bursting for a piss...instead of just finding a quiet corner in the carpark where we were heading through, i decided to hop up this embankment to a small row of trees as some ladeez were walking past so as not to embarrass them or myself!. Feeling empty after said piss i decided to jump out of the trees and down this 3 foot high bank....tripped/slid/broke my ankle and all the ladeez came to my aid!! Embarrassed!!

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

I dropped a brick on my toe a few years back, didnt break it though.

I have never had a broken bone in my life though

I did have my head stuck out of the window yesterday in my limo cos I accedently knocked the open/close switch to close when I was sticking my head out of window to wave at people and ask fit girls for there numbers LOL!

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I did have my head stuck out of the window yesterday in my limo cos I accedently knocked the open/close switch to close when I was sticking my head out of window to wave at people and ask fit girls for there numbers LOL!

I hope for your sake you got their numbers in the end

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

Nope the driver drove on just before they were able to come over

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Nope the driver drove on just before they were able to come over