Most freak injury that has occured to you?

[NMH]

Digging a hole in the garden, my mate shoved the garden fork right through the middle of my foot from the top. Luckily (and amazingly when I consider it now, knowing bone structure) no bones got broken.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

that would be cool breaking a brick with your toe

The brick broke alright just didnt break the toe, got a big scar on my big toe now.

The worst thing about it though was that I had a blood blister underneath the toenail and the had to put a RED HOT NEEDLE thorugh my toenail to burst it hurt like hell

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

LOL. One of my old mans favourite silly stories was when he got out of the wrong side of a train and fell onto the tracks in a black out during the war.

My Grandmother had done that as well but it wasnt during the war. They had to have police dogs and everthing searching for her.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

When I was at school I was stood once with my right leg clasped in my hand behind me. I lost my balance and for some reason my hands just locked, causing me to fall, full weight, onto my knee. It f***ing hurt.